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I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

And, here it is.

Not Catholic, nor male, but, with the ambition.

Ask, and you may be answered, but, since my ambition is to be "Pause", to relax is vital. It may take some time, before your questions will be answered.

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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2013, 07:58:24 AM »
  Will you be Pope Pause I?  Can we see a picture of the dress?  :orly:
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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 08:05:20 AM »
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  Will you be Pope Pause I?  Can we see a picture of the dress?  :orly:
The dress will remain unseen, till auguration day. But, as a fellow lady in waiting, I could send you a sneak preview, of course.

"Pope" and "Pause" mean about the same, with a difference in gender. But, maybe I should consider taking up the title of Pope too, to not alienate the men from their leader. Or Parts and I could take up the roles together. I think we could do a great job. So many ex cathedra rules that need to be shredded and burned.
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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 10:26:42 AM »
I thought we already had that?


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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2013, 08:13:06 AM »
I will show more leg, and nicer leg to behold too.
My dress will be not that expensive, but cuter, and also vintage (thrift-store). Money can be spent on better things than gold lamé. Can't promiss anything as fancy with the shoes though. I may go barefoot.
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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2013, 06:45:05 AM »
I will show more leg, and nicer leg to behold too.
My dress will be not that expensive, but cuter, and also vintage (thrift-store). Money can be spent on better things than gold lamé.  Can't promiss anything as fancy with the shoes though. I may go barefoot.

  Your little hooves will make ideal papal footwear!   :hyke:
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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2013, 02:53:58 PM »
Awww, bless you.

Somewhere on I2 there should be a picture of my dainty hooves.  :laugh:
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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2013, 04:23:33 PM »
Awww, bless you.

Somewhere on I2 there should be a picture of my dainty hooves.  :laugh:
Are your hooves cloven though? Popes traditionally have cloven hooves.  >:D

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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2013, 05:08:40 PM »
Awww, bless you.

Somewhere on I2 there should be a picture of my dainty hooves.  :laugh:
Are your hooves cloven though?  Popes traditionally have cloven hooves.  >:D

  That is Protestant heretical blasphemy!  Begone, in the name of the True Church!   :christ:
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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2013, 12:18:44 AM »
Here's a religiously themed film. :zoinks:

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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2013, 12:28:01 AM »
I prefer a nice round perky bottom.  :booty:
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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2013, 02:54:51 PM »
Here's a religiously themed film. :zoinks:



This is one of the interpretations possible, of what I have been doing during my retreat.

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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2013, 03:08:20 PM »
Hykie girl even though after much meditation and introspection I voted for Parts I think you would be good at the job. Better luck next time. Pope Francis is old enough that you may have another shot in the next 10 years.  :angel:

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Re: Want a pope that can sport a nice pair of legs under a nice dress?
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2013, 09:40:34 AM »
Hykie girl even though after much meditation and introspection I voted for Parts I think you would be good at the job. Better luck next time. Pope Francis is old enough that you may have another shot in the next 10 years.  :angel:

I'm not 80 yet, so, still have a change.

Would love to make it a part-time job with parts.

I would undo the blessing Benedict gave the USA authorities on genetic manipulation of food. Maybe that will get me your vote the next time.
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