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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #105 on: September 18, 2008, 04:21:07 PM »
Two rivals are looking at a young litter of puppies. One says that they are all Republicans, while the other argues that they are Democrats. This argument goes on for two weeks when another rival walks up and says that they have all just turned Libertarian, as they argued.

"How can you tell?" one asks.

The Libertarian responds, "Because they have opened their eyes!"


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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2008, 04:33:10 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 18, 2008, 04:21:07 PM
Two rivals are looking at a young litter of puppies. One says that they are all Republicans, while the other argues that they are Democrats. This argument goes on for two weeks when another rival walks up and says that they have all just turned Libertarian, as they argued.

"How can you tell?" one asks.

The Libertarian responds, "Because they have opened their eyes!"


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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2008, 07:21:11 PM »
I've lost my faith in the Libertarian party.  :(
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #108 on: September 18, 2008, 07:43:54 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on September 18, 2008, 07:21:11 PM
I've lost my faith in the Libertarian party.  :(

Libertarians are confused conservative republicans in disguise!  They went fascist with their latest "protege".   ::)  I lost my faith in them years ago.
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #109 on: September 18, 2008, 08:58:45 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on September 18, 2008, 07:21:11 PM
I've lost my faith in the Libertarian party.  :(

Agreed. Kind of hard to tell a joke like that without using recognizable parties, though. Fell free to "correct it" in any way you want.

For the past several years, all of my votes have gone "against" something. I honestly wish we had candidates to vote "FOR."
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #110 on: September 19, 2008, 03:45:15 AM »
Same in this country. NeoLabour have utterly lost the plot, the Tories can't be trusted, and there is as much chance of the Lib Dems winning as me growing an extra knob.  :zombiefuck:

I just hope the soon to be incoming Tory government doesn't fuck us up too much.
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #111 on: September 19, 2008, 06:20:23 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 14, 2008, 05:26:06 AM
it was twice, but i got confused, and it was on two pages.

 :lol:

You're right. Me got confused too. Now I can has beers.  :beer: :beer:
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #112 on: September 19, 2008, 06:23:17 AM »
Quote from: SovaNu on September 14, 2008, 09:54:11 AM
Penny was pretty hot... i saw Billy Mumy in Bab 5 once, was weird. :zombiefuck: he was all grown up.

B5 was one of the best shows on TV. I knew a guy @ my old job had ALL the figures from the show on top of his computer. Top writing, acting, music....wonderful, WONDERFUL show
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #113 on: September 19, 2008, 06:24:45 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 18, 2008, 04:21:07 PM
Two rivals are looking at a young litter of puppies. One says that they are all Republicans, while the other argues that they are Democrats. This argument goes on for two weeks when another rival walks up and says that they have all just turned Libertarian, as they argued.

"How can you tell?" one asks.

The Libertarian responds, "Because they have opened their eyes!"


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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #114 on: September 19, 2008, 09:18:01 AM »
Quote from: wandrew on September 19, 2008, 06:23:17 AM
Quote from: SovaNu on September 14, 2008, 09:54:11 AM
Penny was pretty hot... i saw Billy Mumy in Bab 5 once, was weird. :zombiefuck: he was all grown up.

B5 was one of the best shows on TV. I knew a guy @ my old job had ALL the figures from the show on top of his computer. Top writing, acting, music....wonderful, WONDERFUL show

I have two sets of them  :laugh:
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #115 on: September 19, 2008, 02:06:40 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on September 18, 2008, 04:10:35 PM
The conservative republicans are desperate and creative on how to steal elections!

They were very creative during the last two elections. Karl Rove's retired now, though, right?
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #116 on: September 19, 2008, 03:03:35 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 19, 2008, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 18, 2008, 04:10:35 PM
The conservative republicans are desperate and creative on how to steal elections!

They were very creative during the last two elections. Karl Rove's retired now, though, right?

They never really retire it's like the CIA
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #117 on: September 19, 2008, 03:22:24 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 19, 2008, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 18, 2008, 04:10:35 PM
The conservative republicans are desperate and creative on how to steal elections!

They were very creative during the last two elections. Karl Rove's retired now, though, right?
Its Phil Gramm that I would be worried about now.
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #118 on: September 19, 2008, 03:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Tore Cock Off on September 19, 2008, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 19, 2008, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 18, 2008, 04:10:35 PM
The conservative republicans are desperate and creative on how to steal elections!

They were very creative during the last two elections. Karl Rove's retired now, though, right?
Its Phil Gramm that I would be worried about now.

Who's that?
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Re: Sarah Palin
« Reply #119 on: September 19, 2008, 04:35:58 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 19, 2008, 03:29:39 PM
Quote from: Tore Cock Off on September 19, 2008, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: odeon on September 19, 2008, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on September 18, 2008, 04:10:35 PM
The conservative republicans are desperate and creative on how to steal elections!

They were very creative during the last two elections. Karl Rove's retired now, though, right?
Its Phil Gramm that I would be worried about now.

Who's that?

Exactly.

I remember him from twenty something years ago as a Texas Senator. Pretty much a milktoast.
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