A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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...vibrators vibrate.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
....what I got in Google after searching "perfect mate"
I might have met mine, she just lives really far away. I might start searching for jobs in Cali.
It's a shame about the slut bit, 'cause otherwise I might be tempted by that immortality training. (Well, if I really believed you were onto something, that is.)
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 10, 2008, 06:46:56 AMPerfect isn't out there.There is something called humanly perfect, right Callaway I love that word Its a great hobby.I fit with alot of people, given my adaptability, doing almost anything that won't hurt me.
Perfect isn't out there.
Trust me, that's the WORST part.The slut bit, well, that's my loving side.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Love still isn't my thing.
Love is something you fear.
