Kiss your ass goodbye!

[The_Chosen_One]

He must have you confused with the guy who got kicked out of the Cloud 9 Tavern. That fucking Yahweh is a mean bartender, from what I've heard.

Oh, and if I'm here tomorrow morning, Australian time, then the whole 'end of the world' thing was just another lie. If not, then who cares?

[renaeden]

Boy am I gonna have a few cans Christmas day 2012 when all these fuckwits who think the mayan calander predicted the end of the world are going to have egg on their faces. I think I can safely book my 2013 Grand Final tickets.

I bought the book about it for the laughs.  Reading it was just a hoot.   I plan on having a book burning New Years Eve 2012.  You bring the marshmallows, I got the chocolate, anybody got the graham crackers!?? 

I have thought that the Mayans just ran out of room to write any more on their calendar...

The hadron has been started up, I saw it on the news this morning.

[Callaway]

Boy am I gonna have a few cans Christmas day 2012 when all these fuckwits who think the mayan calander predicted the end of the world are going to have egg on their faces. I think I can safely book my 2013 Grand Final tickets.

I bought the book about it for the laughs.  Reading it was just a hoot.   I plan on having a book burning New Years Eve 2012.  You bring the marshmallows, I got the chocolate, anybody got the graham crackers!?? 

I have thought that the Mayans just ran out of room to write any more on their calendar...

The hadron has been started up, I saw it on the news this morning.

Here is a short article about it:

http://public.web.cern.ch/public/

[The_Chosen_One]

Much ado about nothing.....

We still have another month, to find out it wasn't anything more than a pop.

[driftingblizzard]

I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING LAID AT LEAST ONCE MORE!!!!!   

CALL ME!

[driftingblizzard]

 

You're preaching to the choir...  doomsday is a whole lot more fun to think of than hadrons bumping into each other.

I read that as "hard-ons bumping into  each other....

[driftingblizzard]

No, please, tell me there is only one Hadron.

Quickly!

I thought that there was only one!    You mean that there's an anti-hadron out there!  OH NO!   

They have blue pills for that now!

[ozymandias]

Boy am I gonna have a few cans Christmas day 2012 when all these fuckwits who think the mayan calander predicted the end of the world are going to have egg on their faces. I think I can safely book my 2013 Grand Final tickets.

I bought the book about it for the laughs.  Reading it was just a hoot.   I plan on having a book burning New Years Eve 2012.  You bring the marshmallows, I got the chocolate, anybody got the graham crackers!?? 

I have thought that the Mayans just ran out of room to write any more on their calendar...

The hadron has been started up, I saw it on the news this morning.

Which is what I thought about the mayans as well.

[Tesla]

Have we been sucked into a black hole yet?

[Parts]

Have we been sucked into a black hole yet?

Yes but I'm better now

[The_Chosen_One]

Have we been sucked into a black hole yet?

Yes but I'm better now

Black holes are nothing to worry about. Better that than to be sucked into a brown one..... 

[Lucifer]

Have we been sucked into a black hole yet?

only in your dreams. 

[Callaway]

Have we been sucked into a black hole yet?

 

Would we even know it yet if we had been and were on the event horizon?

[Pyraxis]

Wouldn't we be static if we were on the event horizon?

[Lucifer]

i think it's all been a huge let down.  i mean, the bloody thing was "half way round" for what felt like ever, they haven't even collided anything yet (the last time i heard, before i got bored), and no-one has been sucked anywhere. 

er...

i suspect i'll get a few rejoinders to that last comment.