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Kiss your ass goodbye!
« on: September 08, 2008, 12:02:35 PM »
CERN is firing up the atom smasher!
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I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 12:18:16 PM »
i was going to start a thread about this myself, cos it's just far too interesting not to mention.

so, we're all going to be spaghetti on wednesday.  bring your own parmesan and olive oil?  and will God have one of those fucking enormous pepper mills?

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 12:20:43 PM »
actually, the proper post would be:



:LMAO:
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 01:00:47 PM »
I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING LAID AT LEAST ONCE MORE!!!!!   :bigcry:
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 01:20:11 PM »
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 01:27:06 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 08, 2008, 01:00:47 PM
I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING LAID AT LEAST ONCE MORE!!!!!   :bigcry:

amen to that, sister.

O Man, get flapping!
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 01:41:47 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 08, 2008, 01:00:47 PM
I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING LAID AT LEAST ONCE MORE!!!!!   :bigcry:

I'll settle for twice.
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 01:45:00 PM »
Quote from: PIGSHIT on September 08, 2008, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 08, 2008, 01:00:47 PM
I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING LAID AT LEAST ONCE MORE!!!!!   :bigcry:

I'll settle for twice.

that's me and PMS Elle sorted, then.

:LMAO:
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 01:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 08, 2008, 01:45:00 PM
Quote from: PIGSHIT on September 08, 2008, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 08, 2008, 01:00:47 PM
I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING LAID AT LEAST ONCE MORE!!!!!   :bigcry:

I'll settle for twice.

that's me and PMS Elle sorted, then.

:LMAO:

three then  :laugh:
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 01:56:17 PM »
oh aye? 

tell me!

/bounces excitedly.
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2008, 02:03:00 PM »
Ah shit, I have to get laid before I die too.    Damn atom smasher.
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2008, 02:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on September 08, 2008, 02:03:00 PM
Ah shit, I have to get laid before I die too.    Damn atom smasher.

are you knosmo's third, then?

:laugh:
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2008, 02:37:01 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 08, 2008, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on September 08, 2008, 02:03:00 PM
Ah shit, I have to get laid before I die too.    Damn atom smasher.

are you knosmo's third, then?

:laugh:

I thought you were  :o
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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2008, 03:09:32 PM »
Quote from: Tonight The Sky on September 08, 2008, 02:37:01 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 08, 2008, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on September 08, 2008, 02:03:00 PM
Ah shit, I have to get laid before I die too.    Damn atom smasher.

are you kosmo's third, then?

:laugh:

I thought you were  :o

nope.  i'm the first, obviously.

:-*

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Re: Kiss your ass goodbye!
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2008, 03:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 08, 2008, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on September 08, 2008, 02:03:00 PM
Ah shit, I have to get laid before I die too.    Damn atom smasher.

are you knosmo's third, then?

:laugh:
I would rather be your third of course.   I don't know, I just want to get laid if this planet is torn apart by a black hole.   That might not be the time to be choosy.   I wonder what that kind of death would feel like.
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