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Offline Al Swearegen

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2011, 09:47:30 AM »
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SirLes would point out in detail, the lightbulb's various failures in being a lightbulb and instruct it to change itself.

Oh hell, that is pure brilliance. Where were you when Nocti needed you.
Mind you for what he lacked in your wit and intelligence he made up for in his butthurt
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2011, 09:49:51 AM »
How many odeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to plan to change the light bulb, one to get the Anchor Steam, one to buy potato chips, and a fourth to call the whole thing off because he has a headache.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2011, 09:52:40 AM »
How many Lits does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to buy the guns, and the other to plant the explosives.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2011, 09:53:44 AM »
How many Lits does it take to change a light bulb?

If the government was actually working, the light bulb would've been changed long ago!
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #64 on: April 17, 2011, 04:14:10 PM »
How many Semicolons does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure because there are lots of other things to punctuate first.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #65 on: May 02, 2011, 11:13:03 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 17, 2011, 04:14:10 PM
How many Semicolons does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure because there are lots of other things to punctuate first.

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2011, 01:39:51 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2011, 09:41:32 AM
How many Richards does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to claim that Callaway changed it for him.
This made me think of the old joke Q: How many queers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, and a bottle of corn oil.  :lol:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2011, 03:14:27 AM »
Wondering where you have been, PPK.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #68 on: May 03, 2011, 03:16:17 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on May 03, 2011, 03:14:27 AM
Wondering where you have been, PPK.
Just taking a little time off forums ren.  :)
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2011, 03:19:01 AM »
Understandable. Well it is good to see you back. :)
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2011, 11:05:30 AM »
Quote from: PPK on May 03, 2011, 01:39:51 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2011, 09:41:32 AM
How many Richards does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to claim that Callaway changed it for him.
This made me think of the old joke Q: How many queers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, and a bottle of corn oil.  :lol:

 :lol:

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw in the light bulb and another one to check the light bulb for hidden microphones.


How many Osama bin-Ladens does it take to change a light bulb?

You’ve got to be kidding, right?

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #71 on: May 26, 2018, 04:49:04 PM »
How many mdagli1's does it take to screw in a light bulb??
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2018, 04:57:45 PM »
What's a light bulb? Is it something that you screw into your cunt to brighten up your dark side?
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #73 on: May 26, 2018, 05:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Go Piss Up A Rope on May 26, 2018, 04:49:04 PM
How many mdagli1's does it take to screw in a light bulb??
None. He'll sit in the dark and be happy the lightbulb is dead.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2018, 05:50:54 PM »
Three?

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