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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2010, 12:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on October 07, 2010, 12:27:05 AM
Quote from: richard on October 06, 2010, 01:57:00 PM
callaway those are funny :plus:

how many lightbulbs does it take the world to do?

none. the world is garbage anyways :laugh:

ok and moving right along..

how many richard's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but he uses his BIG FUCKING PETERS to do it.
how many steve-0's are there in real life?

one. your just a wannabe
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2010, 01:12:15 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 05, 2010, 11:07:27 PM
One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.

At least turn the elctricity off your majesty , unlike most of the members I am more fry-able  :orly:.


How many Meadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none the lightbulbs an evil retard and she ain't going near it  :orly:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2010, 01:21:06 PM »
How many Trigger 11s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

NONE! He hates light and lives in the dark and considers the lightbulb to be the single worst invention EVER!!!!
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2010, 01:22:58 PM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 07, 2010, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 05, 2010, 11:07:27 PM
One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.

At least turn the elctricity off your majesty , unlike most of the members I am more fry-able  :orly:.


How many Meadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none the lightbulbs an evil retard and she ain't going near it  :orly:

Or:

Infinitely many. She keeps coming back, even though her bulb is broken.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2010, 01:51:43 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 07, 2010, 01:22:58 PM
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 07, 2010, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 05, 2010, 11:07:27 PM
One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.

At least turn the elctricity off your majesty , unlike most of the members I am more fry-able  :orly:.


How many Meadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none the lightbulbs an evil retard and she ain't going near it  :orly:

Or:

Infinitely many. She keeps coming back, even though her bulb is broken.

there probably wasnt a bulb there in the first place.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2010, 03:25:50 PM by Squid_thing »
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2010, 01:54:31 PM »
Her lights are out, that is true.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2010, 03:23:58 PM »
How many bank accounts does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer is,

All of yours.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2011, 02:30:23 AM »
Quote from: Ink Fish on October 07, 2010, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 05, 2010, 11:07:27 PM
One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.

At least turn the elctricity off your majesty , unlike most of the members I am more fry-able  :orly:.


How many Meadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none the lightbulbs an evil retard and she ain't going near it  :orly:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #53 on: April 17, 2011, 09:28:10 AM »
How many MLAs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, for now, but that light bulb will be banned if it goes out again.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #54 on: April 17, 2011, 09:30:38 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on April 17, 2011, 09:28:10 AM
How many MLAs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, for now, but that light bulb will be banned if it goes out again.

Only if that lightbulb was naughty after its suspension  :evillaugh:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #55 on: April 17, 2011, 09:32:26 AM »
How many parts's does it take to change a light bulb?

Why change it? They made light bulbs a lot better in the old days. This light bulb could shine like new again with a bit of work. Let me get my screwdriver...
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2011, 09:34:11 AM »
SirLes would point out in detail, the lightbulb's various failures in being a lightbulb and instruct it to change itself.
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2011, 09:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Jack on April 17, 2011, 09:34:11 AM
SirLes would point out in detail, the lightbulb's various failures in being a lightbulb and instruct it to change itself.

:lol:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #58 on: April 17, 2011, 09:38:17 AM »
Quote from: Jack on April 17, 2011, 09:34:11 AM
SirLes would point out in detail, the lightbulb's various failures in being a lightbulb and instruct it to change itself.
:lol: :minusevil:
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Re: How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« Reply #59 on: April 17, 2011, 09:41:32 AM »
How many Richards does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to claim that Callaway changed it for him.
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