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I need an heir.....
« on: September 01, 2008, 06:53:29 PM »
how do I find a suitable progeny???///.........................
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2008, 07:55:25 PM »
Mail order bride from Russia  :eyebrows:
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2008, 07:57:22 PM »
Quote from: parts on September 01, 2008, 07:55:25 PM
Mail order bride from Russia  :eyebrows:

hmmmm, a twofore.......   
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 06:54:39 AM »
Will your estate to me.
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2008, 06:30:32 PM »
Quote from: Peter on September 02, 2008, 06:54:39 AM
Will your estate to me.

But I'm afraid that I don't think it would make you any happier Peter.
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 06:18:05 AM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on September 02, 2008, 06:30:32 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 02, 2008, 06:54:39 AM
Will your estate to me.

But I'm afraid that I don't think it would make you any happier Peter.

What about me? I know how to spend it to get high. :eyebrows:
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 07:13:06 AM »
Quote from: Avril Lavodzy on September 03, 2008, 06:18:05 AM
Quote from: driftingblizzard on September 02, 2008, 06:30:32 PM
Quote from: Peter on September 02, 2008, 06:54:39 AM
Will your estate to me.

But I'm afraid that I don't think it would make you any happier Peter.

What about me? I know how to spend it to get high. :eyebrows:

sorry, I already have a step daughter doing that!
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2008, 10:29:01 AM »
Have you considered leaving your estate to a charity? (If you don't want to leave it to your Step Daughter).
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2008, 04:24:26 PM »
Quote from: Nocturnalist! on September 03, 2008, 10:29:01 AM
Have you considered leaving your estate to a charity? (If you don't want to leave it to your Step Daughter).

No, I've never gotten anything from a charity, so  why give to them.  (besides, I wouldn't know who its going to).
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2008, 08:47:43 PM »
My Aunt is a mail order bride from Peru.
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2008, 02:05:22 AM »
There are also Filipinas looking for mates and they are usually pretty and well-educated.
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 09:31:44 PM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2008, 02:05:22 AM
There are also Filipinas looking for mates and they are usually pretty and well-educated.
Yes, I think you have something there, I don't need an heir, I need a wife.  Good as an heir anyway, she would get everything and my dilema would be solved.   And I hear they are very attentive to their spouse...
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2008, 10:48:35 PM »
Just stay away from Russia, the only mail-order bride I knew from there was on her second delivery.
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2008, 11:01:19 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 13, 2008, 10:48:35 PM
Just stay away from Russia, the only mail-order bride I knew from there was on her second delivery.

but I LOVE their accents...!
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Re: I need an heir.....
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2008, 07:13:06 AM »
you can will your stuff to me.  i know it wouldn't make me any happier, but it would make my wife happier.
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