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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #270 on: August 15, 2011, 03:36:22 PM »
Listen folks, Growing Old Rocks.  I enjoy it, relish it, and revel in it.  I know I'm weird and flakey, but I wouldn't go back to those hectic, scatter-brained, stupid days of my youth for all the money in the world.  My experiences and wisdom are finally settling in and I love it.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #271 on: August 15, 2011, 04:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 15, 2011, 03:36:22 PM
Listen folks, Growing Old Rocks.  I enjoy it, relish it, and revel in it.  I know I'm weird and flakey, but I wouldn't go back to those hectic, scatter-brained, stupid days of my youth for all the money in the world.  My experiences and wisdom are finally settling in and I love it.

I like that.  My girlfriend agrees!   :plus:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #272 on: August 15, 2011, 06:13:15 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 15, 2011, 03:32:44 PM
As it draws ever nearer....i am feeling hopeful
that when i bang on this door in December i
will get refused entry...cus i still have all my
own teeth :zoinks:

Well, I'm here, and only missing baby teeth and two wisdom teeth.

And the wisdom teeth both were pulled a few years after turning 40.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #273 on: August 15, 2011, 06:28:20 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 15, 2011, 03:32:44 PM
As it draws ever nearer....i am feeling hopeful
that when i bang on this door in December i
will get refused entry...cus i still have all my
own teeth :zoinks:

 I have loads of fillings and a cap on an eyetooth but that's not so bad.  :headbang2:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #274 on: August 15, 2011, 06:39:26 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 15, 2011, 03:32:44 PM
As it draws ever nearer....i am feeling hopeful
that when i bang on this door in December i
will get refused entry...cus i still have all my
own teeth :zoinks:
Has it occurred to you that we may refuse entry because you made fun of our teeth?  :zoinks:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #275 on: August 15, 2011, 06:42:54 PM »
I really hate that I have most of my teeth. I would like to have a set of those nice dentures.






Should the Over 40`s thread be in the "Elder" section :headbang2:
« Last Edit: August 15, 2011, 06:45:11 PM by skyblue1 »
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #276 on: August 15, 2011, 09:04:18 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on August 15, 2011, 03:32:44 PM
As it draws ever nearer....i am feeling hopeful
that when i bang on this door in December i
will get refused entry...cus i still have all my
own teeth :zoinks:

I have all my own teeth except that my four wisdom teeth were cut out and I'm here.

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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #277 on: August 16, 2011, 12:56:39 PM »
I have my own teeth. :P
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #278 on: August 16, 2011, 09:07:57 PM »
I have several people's teeth.  I keep them in tupperware under my bed.   :tard:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #279 on: August 16, 2011, 09:08:33 PM »
:laugh:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #280 on: August 17, 2011, 01:07:38 PM »
11 year olds aren't the only smart ones.

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... and couldn't find his way home.

"Morris," said grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! How come you get lost today?"

Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whispered, "I wasn't lost . . . I was just too tired to walk home."

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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #281 on: August 17, 2011, 02:59:17 PM »
Selective memory loss!  seems to go hand in hand with selective deafness too :zoinks:
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #282 on: August 17, 2011, 03:12:47 PM »
Selective deafness can start at a much earlier age. Toddlers and young whipper-snappers like Squiddy can be sufferers.
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #283 on: September 27, 2011, 05:16:46 PM »
no one wants to admit they are over 40 anymore
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Re: Over 40's thread....
« Reply #284 on: September 27, 2011, 05:31:58 PM »
I admit to being 39....

...i just don't feel ready to be in this gang yet!

Ok, ok, so my time is nearly up!  I believe Scrap is already
in

*calls to scrap to tear down the poster's on the wall -
the Norman Wisdom and Dame Vera Lynn have just
got to go!  replace with bewbs and motorbikes!!
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