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Noisy people
« on: August 29, 2008, 03:12:21 PM »
Today at work I had something kinda funny happen.   It wasn't long after lunch when I hear a sound I thought was someone getting hurt I looked around and saw nothing.  A minute or two latter I heard it again then moaning.  Then I realized what it was.  I continued hearing sex noises for about ten minutes the some talking.  In this time I figured out where it was coming from  three houses down and across the street :o  About ten minutes latter a guy in his fifties came out followed by a woman of the same age they got in separate cars and left.  I thought it was over then fifteen minutes later she came back with a car load of kids she had picked up at school :laugh:  Makes you wonder if that was her  husband.  I could care less really but damn keep it down and leave a little more time before you have to get the kids
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2008, 03:39:44 PM »
:LMAO:
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2008, 07:45:50 PM »
They must have talked loud and are the walls thin?

Where I live, our houses are double brick but I can still hear the old guy next door trying to cough his lungs up. It sounds disgusting.
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2008, 08:03:18 PM »
When my husband lived in an apartment when he was in college, he heard a neighbor have sex with his girlfriend, then a few weeks later, he heard the argument that ensued when she realized she was pregnant from that encounter.

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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2008, 09:07:39 AM »
These where beach houses and the one in question was about 50 yards away :o
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2008, 09:47:42 AM »
I have two noisy people on my MSN  :lol:

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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2008, 02:51:04 PM »
Just turn down the volume, then. :P
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2008, 09:02:09 PM »
Today at work I had something kinda funny happen.   It wasn't long after lunch when I hear a sound I thought was someone getting hurt I looked around and saw nothing.  A minute or two latter I heard it again then moaning.  Then I realized what it was.  I continued hearing sex noises for about ten minutes the some talking.  In this time I figured out where it was coming from  three houses down and across the street :o  About ten minutes latter a guy in his fifties came out followed by a woman of the same age they got in separate cars and left.  I thought it was over then fifteen minutes later she came back with a car load of kids she had picked up at school :laugh:  Makes you wonder if that was her  husband.  I could care less really but damn keep it down and leave a little more time before you have to get the kids
Yeah, some people have no class.  :indeed:

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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2008, 09:07:06 PM »
Lol!
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2008, 09:16:35 PM »
In college I lived with a Peruvian dude who was a bouncer at a very popular night club in town... he brought home women all the time.   Hearing people dork actually got annoying after a while.  He stole the bras of women he slept with, he had quite the collection.  He was also so hairy he left dingle-berries in the bathtub.
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2008, 09:31:21 PM »
He was also so hairy he left dingle-berries in the bathtub.

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Obviously the women he slept with were totally clueless about his "finer traits".


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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2008, 08:23:49 AM »
In college I lived with a Peruvian dude who was a bouncer at a very popular night club in town... he brought home women all the time.   Hearing people dork actually got annoying after a while.  He stole the bras of women he slept with, he had quite the collection.  He was also so hairy he left dingle-berries in the bathtub.

I'm guessing he didn't get many women willing to come back to retrieve their bras?
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2014, 10:20:35 AM »
  I live in an apartment building with four other tenants.  I've heard stuff.  Yes I have.  :hide:
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2014, 02:20:14 AM »
  I live in an apartment building with four other tenants.  I've heard stuff.  Yes I have.  :hide:

Was there something specific that made you resurrect this thread? :zoinks:
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Re: Noisy people
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2014, 07:49:17 AM »
  I bumped it for the good of the community, so we may all share experiences.  :angel:
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