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Offline enronh

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I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« on: August 19, 2008, 05:05:19 PM »
Damn.
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 11:30:05 PM »
 :hahaha: :pwned:
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 02:40:22 AM »
I was hoping for pics of the sausage rolls.
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 08:37:08 AM »
That'll teach him to keep his dick away from the microwave.
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 09:02:35 AM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on August 20, 2008, 08:37:08 AM
That'll teach him to keep his dick away from the microwave.
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 09:49:01 AM »
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2008, 08:21:12 PM »
 :orly: Now if you'd said "I burned the tip OFF my finger", it would have sounded more dramatic and newsworthy.
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2008, 12:05:12 AM »
That's the most upsetting thing I heard today I am so sorry May Sithis bless your soul dear brother.
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2008, 02:41:52 PM »
Quote from: Beatle Soul on August 31, 2008, 12:05:12 AM
That's the most upsetting thing I heard today I am so sorry May Sithis bless your soul dear brother.

Thank you kind mop-top fab 4 loving lady. I always rely on the compassion & understanding of strangers. But who or what pray tell is 'Sithis'?
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2008, 08:50:11 PM »
Quote from: Mike on September 01, 2008, 02:41:52 PM
Quote from: Beatle Soul on August 31, 2008, 12:05:12 AM
That's the most upsetting thing I heard today I am so sorry May Sithis bless your soul dear brother.

Thank you kind mop-top fab 4 loving lady. I always rely on the compassion & understanding of strangers. But who or what pray tell is 'Sithis'?


He is our dread father! Far more mysterious than the gates of Oblivion......
Now dear brother. We must all assassinate the oven.
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2008, 12:34:09 AM »
INDEED! Oven must die! Wino hath decreed it!  >:D

I feel your pain, brother. One of my best friends lost the tip of one of his fingers to a meat slicer at his job. Hope you feel better.
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2008, 01:33:27 AM »
That'll teach him to play hide the sausage with the lights out.
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 07:46:56 PM »
Quote from: The_Chosen_One on September 04, 2008, 01:33:27 AM
That'll teach him to play hide the sausage with the lights out.

 :agreed: :LMAO:
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 03:56:56 PM »
When I just saw this while I was snooping I thought it was gonna be one of my threads, and was wondering when I had ever heated up sausage rolls in the oven
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Re: I was heating sausage rolls in the oven & I burned the tip of my finger.
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 04:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 22, 2011, 03:56:56 PM
When I just saw this while I was snooping I thought it was gonna be one of my threads, and was wondering when I had ever heated up sausage rolls in the oven

You did remember burning the tip of your fingers?  :autism:
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