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Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« on: August 19, 2008, 02:06:14 AM »
I don't get this - Clare Danes is a babe, I'd crack one off over her.  How can she play an ugly old woman?  People will think all autistic women are babes like Danes, when the truth is far more horrific.  She looks absolutely nothing like her, is this for real?

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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 04:50:22 AM »
Because no one would go see the movie if you had to look at this for an hour and a half:


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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 05:53:50 AM »
couldn't they just not put the camera on her face, but just have it on her pussy and ass, and have a voice talking about autism while we look at her pussy and ass...why arent I working for Paramount pictures?

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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 05:55:35 AM »
They needed to hire a "real" actor, not some autistic spaz to make a movie. Movie sets are absolutely insane.

I had the opportunity to work in movie set building on a location shoot once (Pieces of the Heart Places in the Heart, something like that, with "Gidget") and even ME, with all my other experience, self-controls, blocking-skills, etc, had a rough time with all the distractions and I was easily overwhelmed by all the activity.

If I was an investor, backing a movie project, my money would go to the "good bet."

I knew little about Clare Danes, before I searched, I am always impressed when I see someone who has made it on their own, instead of being a second or third generation actor who owes most of their success to Daddy's or Mommy's previous successes.
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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 05:56:20 AM »
couldn't they just not put the camera on her face, but just have it on her pussy and ass, and have a voice talking about autism while we look at her pussy and ass...why arent I working for Paramount pictures?

nevermind.

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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 06:44:31 AM »
I don't get this - Clare Danes is a babe, I'd crack one off over her.  How can she play an ugly old woman?  People will think all autistic women are babes like Danes, when the truth is far more horrific.  She looks absolutely nothing like her, is this for real?

Well at least that's a more positive stereotype than people that think all autistic women look like the back end of a bus, totally false, I've seen hundreds of aspergers beauties.

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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 08:14:30 AM »
I used to watch "My So-Called Life". I've not seen her much since then.
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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 05:07:13 PM »


I think that they look a little bit like each other, at least their eyes are similar.  Maybe Claire Danes will wear make-up or prosthetics to look more like Temple Grandin.

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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 07:57:44 PM »


I think that they look a little bit like each other, at least their eyes are similar.  Maybe Claire Danes will wear make-up or prosthetics to look more like Temple Grandin.

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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 08:19:43 PM »


I think that they look a little bit like each other, at least their eyes are similar.  Maybe Claire Danes will wear make-up or prosthetics to look more like Temple Grandin.

I don't think she will they picked her because she's attractive and want people to go see the movie.  Sure they will dress her down some but Temple Grandin has a more androgynous look than she can pull off
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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 08:39:18 PM »
Seriously, if they can make Charlize Theron look this much like Aileen Wuornos, they could probably make Claire Danes look a lot more like Temple Grandin than she does.





You may be right that they won't even try, though.  Josh Hartnett looked nothing like Jerry Newport in "Mozart and the Whale," did he?

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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 08:42:50 PM »
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Josh Hartnett looked nothing like Jerry Newport in "Mozart and the Whale," did he?

I met Jerry Newport he was supposed to be younger than when I met him but I don't think Josh Hartnett will ever look like him even in 15-20 years
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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 08:57:37 PM »
I think that in this case, the actors look nothing like the real people they represent:

Mary and Jerry Newport:



Radha Mitchell and Josh Hartnett:


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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2008, 12:56:18 PM »
I agree that, unfortunately, audiences don't tend to want to see movies with 'unattractive' people in them (American audiences are especially bad about this, I think).  I'd have to wait and see the movie, though, to see how important her appearance ends up being to the plot/point/authenticity of it.

Seriously, if they can make Charlize Theron look this much like Aileen Wuornos, they could probably make Claire Danes look a lot more like Temple Grandin than she does.

 :laugh:  Yeah, that's got to be pretty much the gold standard for miracle-of-makeup (outside of scifi films).

I think that in this case, the actors look nothing like the real people they represent:

Mary and Jerry Newport:



Radha Mitchell and Josh Hartnett:


I knew what jerry Newport pretty much looked like when I saw M&TW, but I was willing to be lost in just sort of the allegorical story and not assume it would be like a home movie (especially since I had heard it wasn't totally true to life anyway).  Gotta admit though I wanted to laugh a little when Josh Hartnett was acting all worried about not being 'attractive' (I don't think they should have kept that line in there- there's suspension of disbelief and then there's forgetting to make the dialogue cohese with what's on screen).
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Re: Clare Danes to play Temple Grandin in movie!
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2008, 01:08:51 PM »
Hmm. I think her not wearing prosthetics will be the least of the problems with a film like that. Mark my words.
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