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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4830 on: January 02, 2011, 01:31:38 AM »



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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4833 on: January 03, 2011, 01:17:25 PM »
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
 
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 a.m.  The next day at 8:45 a.m. there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.  He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
 
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.  When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
 
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.  She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.  The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.  After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.  "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.  Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4834 on: January 04, 2011, 12:26:25 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4835 on: January 04, 2011, 12:30:10 AM »
Looks like the person on the top left of that sticker is dancing with the chair.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4836 on: January 04, 2011, 12:30:50 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4837 on: January 04, 2011, 10:25:29 AM »








Probably nobody will get this one but whatever.  :laugh:







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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4838 on: January 10, 2011, 08:49:34 PM »
Sir Les asked me to hand out his business card.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4839 on: January 11, 2011, 06:33:19 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4840 on: January 11, 2011, 06:33:48 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4841 on: January 11, 2011, 06:38:19 PM »


You know I looked and looked at this one on Failblog and didn't get it.  Will someone share their take on it?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4842 on: January 11, 2011, 06:46:40 PM »


You know I looked and looked at this one on Failblog and didn't get it.  Will someone share their take on it?

It's juvenile. In some corners of the internet, "fap" is a slang term for masturbation.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4843 on: January 11, 2011, 06:48:11 PM »


You know I looked and looked at this one on Failblog and didn't get it.  Will someone share their take on it?

It's juvenile. In some corners of the internet, "fap" is a slang term for masturbation.

thank you.  I was thinking it had something to do with the fast food billboards or the traffic jam, neither of which made it funny.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4844 on: January 11, 2011, 07:01:58 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.