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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4440 on: April 02, 2010, 05:12:50 PM »


:plus: So true.  

Didn't hit me 'till I read "pedagogy of the opressed" (which was only obliquely intended for what I got out of it).  The american school system is a lovely 12+ year brainwashing system.  'course at that point I'd fucked enough humanities majors who legitimately valued their education but could never really justify why (other than "I never thought to question why this is important") to know something was up, anyway.   :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4441 on: April 05, 2010, 02:55:21 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4442 on: April 05, 2010, 05:34:19 AM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4443 on: April 06, 2010, 04:51:37 AM »
Here's one for all the Aussies!

http://i.imgur.com/o0FGU.png

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4444 on: April 06, 2010, 10:58:24 PM »
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Your answer to Question #14, "What do you like most in a woman"- "my cock" is not an appropriate response.

 :lol: a female friend of mine texted that to me today.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4445 on: April 07, 2010, 02:37:24 AM »
Re my post above: best I could do with screenshot:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4446 on: April 07, 2010, 04:17:11 AM »
Here's one for all the Aussies!





What was wrong with putting [img][/img] tags around it?  :green:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4447 on: April 07, 2010, 04:29:11 AM »
I once parked my car to do a 3 minute transaction in a building, tops. Popped in a $2 coin....did the meter reject it....NO! BUT, it did not change the parking time. WTF...

On closer inspection, it said it only accepted $1 coins...BUT IT HAD ACCEPTED MY $2!!!!

Anyway, I thought 'fuck it', I'm not going to be that long. Seriously, it was a drop off of plans on a desk, I was gone maybe one minute maximum.

I got a fucking ticket.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4448 on: April 07, 2010, 07:15:43 PM »
WTF is going on in Melbourne??? Is it something in the water--I mean, beer?

Wombat assaults 60-year-old man outside his caravan
By staff writers From: news.com.au April 06, 2010 11:32AM

A MAN has been attacked by a wombat at Flowerdale, north-east of Melbourne.

The ABC and The Age reports the 60-year-old camper - whose name was not released - was bitten on the arms and legs as he stepped out of his caravan this morning.

He was taken to the Northern Hospital where he was in a stable condition.

Jeff McClure from the Department of Sustainability and Environment told the ABC it was highly unusual for a wombat to attack a person.

"Wombats that are in an advance stage of mange will become very agitated from the suffering and the irritation of the mange," he said.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4449 on: April 07, 2010, 07:16:55 PM »

What was wrong with putting [img][/img] tags around it?  :green:

I was lacking in cleverness and sleep.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4450 on: April 07, 2010, 07:20:47 PM »
Thai Police Force Takes Monkey On The Beat
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10:13am UK, Friday April 02, 2010

Tom Bonnett, Sky News Online

A Thai police force has begun taking a monkey dressed in officer's uniform on patrol each day to help improve relations with Muslim separatists.

 
Other forces are said to be considering enlisting a monkey to improve their image



The five-year-old pig-tailed macaque was adopted after policemen in Yaha province in southern Thailand found him injured with a broken arm.

Trainers taught Santisuk, which means peace in Thai, to pick up coconuts and he now lends a hand collecting the fruit with residents.

The monkey also helps supervise a police checkpoint and his boss says he has made it a much happier place.

Motorists now stop to play with Santisuk, rather than getting angry at the hold-up.

Other forces are now considering introducing monkeys to better their image in the troubled province.

Separatists are blamed for most of the attacks in Thailand's predominantly Muslim deep south.

Buddhists and Muslims associated with the Thai state - such as police, soldiers, government officials and teachers - are often targeted.


 
When Santisuk learned to pick up coconuts he was given bottles of milk as a reward

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The law is the law. Rules are rules. God is God. A is A. Black is black. I want my baby back.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4451 on: April 07, 2010, 09:07:54 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4452 on: April 11, 2010, 05:51:00 PM »
I was amused.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4453 on: April 11, 2010, 05:52:31 PM »
I was amused.

 :plus: Me too! Good catch!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4454 on: April 11, 2010, 05:54:54 PM »
 :2thumbsup:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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