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GalileoAce

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4155 on: October 24, 2009, 07:59:37 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4156 on: October 24, 2009, 07:12:46 PM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4157 on: October 24, 2009, 08:28:17 PM »
Why did the NT cross the road?

To get to the party on the other side.


Why did the aspie cross the road?

To get away from the party on the same side of the road.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4158 on: October 24, 2009, 08:33:26 PM »
Not funny  :thumbdn:
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Offline Natalia Evans

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4159 on: October 24, 2009, 09:22:44 PM »
Quote from: Bint on October 24, 2009, 08:33:26 PM
Not funny  :thumbdn:


Why?


I thought it was when I read them.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4160 on: October 24, 2009, 10:35:41 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on October 24, 2009, 08:28:17 PM
Why did the NT cross the road?

To get to the party on the other side.


Why did the aspie cross the road?

To get away from the party on the same side of the road.

I'll go to parties when there is alcohol or weed involved, they're fun!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4161 on: October 25, 2009, 01:41:44 AM »
Q. How many NTs does it take to change a light bulb?

A1. Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to spin the ladder.

A2. One. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to spin around him.

A3. ...?


Fnord told it.
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GalileoAce

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4162 on: October 25, 2009, 01:45:54 AM »
That's not funny either.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4163 on: October 25, 2009, 01:58:36 AM »
How many aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're really lazy fucks and will get someone else to do it. :zoinks:
« Last Edit: October 25, 2009, 02:11:19 AM by Singularity »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4164 on: October 25, 2009, 02:28:11 AM »
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GalileoAce

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4165 on: October 25, 2009, 02:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on October 25, 2009, 02:28:11 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on October 25, 2009, 01:45:54 AM
That's not funny either.
Why?

For one it's stupidly offensive, and for another it's not even accurate to NTs.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4166 on: October 25, 2009, 03:32:26 AM »
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GalileoAce

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4167 on: October 25, 2009, 03:35:46 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on October 25, 2009, 03:32:26 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on October 25, 2009, 02:31:03 AM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on October 25, 2009, 02:28:11 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on October 25, 2009, 01:45:54 AM
That's not funny either.
Why?

For one it's stupidly offensive, and for another it's not even accurate to NTs.


This thread will explain it all.

http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=17323


You have to be logged in to see it. And I wouldn't register on AFF even if a gun was held to head. Farking militants.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4168 on: October 25, 2009, 06:30:59 AM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on October 25, 2009, 02:31:03 AM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on October 25, 2009, 02:28:11 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on October 25, 2009, 01:45:54 AM
That's not funny either.
Why?

For one it's stupidly offensive, and for another it's not even accurate to NTs.

The best jokes are stupidly offensive. :orly:

That said, I found the jokes not funny because they were bland as shit. Fnord has no sense of humour.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4169 on: October 26, 2009, 06:30:38 AM »
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feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.
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