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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4020 on: September 29, 2009, 11:02:34 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4021 on: September 30, 2009, 12:08:11 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4022 on: September 30, 2009, 02:48:59 AM »
Quote from: Cunt on September 29, 2009, 10:50:37 AM


You know, that could be benjina's page.  :lol:

Here's one:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4023 on: September 30, 2009, 02:53:08 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4024 on: September 30, 2009, 04:11:37 PM »
When Abraham Lincoln was a lawyer, one of his colleagues split his pants while in court. His fellow barristers "passed the hat" to raise the $ for a new pair of trousers for their fellow shyster. Lincoln's response: "I can contribute nothing to the end in view."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4025 on: September 30, 2009, 04:15:10 PM »
Don't remember the comedian's name, but heard this sometime in the 1980's:

Two guys shooting the shit. One says to the other, "If you heard the sirens go off, and the TV guy said 'the bombs are coming, we've got eight minutes before they get here,' what would you do?"

The second guy says, "I'd fuck anything that moves. What would you do?"

The first guy says, "I'd stand absolutely still."
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The law is the law. Rules are rules. God is God. A is A. Black is black. I want my baby back.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4026 on: September 30, 2009, 04:18:48 PM »
Haha!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4027 on: October 02, 2009, 07:41:09 AM »
Quote from: punkdrew on September 30, 2009, 04:15:10 PM
Don't remember the comedian's name, but heard this sometime in the 1980's:

Two guys shooting the shit. One says to the other, "If you heard the sirens go off, and the TV guy said 'the bombs are coming, we've got eight minutes before they get here,' what would you do?"

The second guy says, "I'd fuck anything that moves. What would you do?"

The first guy says, "I'd stand absolutely still."
LOL

Quote from: Bintska on September 25, 2009, 04:45:00 PM
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

PMS Elle, you especially should check this out  :lol:
Hahaha, I've heard this before, and an ex-friend of mine dated this exact guy a couple of years back.  I've dated a loser or two who was perplexingly full of himself and entitled, but never quite to this extent.

The second message reminds me of benjina.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4028 on: October 02, 2009, 08:08:01 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 02, 2009, 07:41:09 AM
Quote from: Bintska on September 25, 2009, 04:45:00 PM
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

PMS Elle, you especially should check this out  :lol:
Hahaha, I've heard this before, and an ex-friend of mine dated this exact guy a couple of years back.  I've dated a loser or two who was perplexingly full of himself and entitled, but never quite to this extent.

The second message reminds me of benjina.

 :agreed:

Your poor ex-friend :aff:  She must have been very desperate.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4029 on: October 02, 2009, 08:13:39 AM »
 :zombiefuck:

His website:

http://dimitrithelover.com/

A flyer he hands out to women:



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4030 on: October 02, 2009, 08:20:22 AM »
This guy is EVERYWHERE

http://www.youtube.com/user/DimitriTheLoverFan

Eurgh, what a grease-ball
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4031 on: October 02, 2009, 09:22:24 AM »
Quote from: Bintska on October 02, 2009, 08:13:39 AM
:zombiefuck:

His website:

http://dimitrithelover.com/

A flyer he hands out to women:





This has surely got to be a joke... Because from what I see... I mean just damn, it is pathetic. I mean flyers? lol :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4032 on: October 02, 2009, 11:05:26 AM »


It's viral marketing. I believe there is going to be a movie coming out.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4033 on: October 02, 2009, 11:52:55 AM »
I think the reason most of the women around turned gay was because they saw his ad in the first place.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4034 on: October 02, 2009, 12:05:11 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 02, 2009, 11:05:26 AM


It's viral marketing. I believe there is going to be a movie coming out.

I think you're right.

It sounds a lot like something I heard in Bruno, and I read this: 

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Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.
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