Author Topic: make someone laugh  (Read 141213 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

  • Mad scientist at work
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5224
  • Karma: 528
  • Gender: Male
  • Good news everyone!
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4005 on: September 17, 2009, 07:21:18 AM »
http://www.downwithpinatas.com/my-story/

That made me lol and go WTF at the same time. But I wish this was a troll, because for this to be even be real... I mean... wow.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

Offline matthe

  • gifted asshole
  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1510
  • Karma: 124
  • Gender: Male
  • quit fucking with my dogs equilibrium yo
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4006 on: September 17, 2009, 01:49:18 PM »
Quote
I am often accused of racism because of my vehement opposition to pinatas – northern California has a large Mexican population after all. But I want to be clear that this has nothing to do with the people of Mexico. Yes, they are largely a violent society, with the pinatas, the bull fights, the criminals coming across our borders and what not. But for the most part they seem to be hard workers – they mow our yards, clean our houses and pick up our trash. I applaud them for trying to make a better life for themselves. But I deplore the importation of their violent “sports” like pinata bashing parties.

wtf? does this guy realize what a idiot he sounds like? californian parents are the biggest idiots ever.

"my daughter wasnt taught the difference between piñatas and daddys face, and im so dumb i let a 4 year old sleep with a bat. so we need to ban piñatas and be racist against the mexican americans"

this shit is not funny at all.  :thumbdn:
feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

Offline Phlexor

  • Useful Idiot of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 7095
  • Karma: 871
  • Gender: Male
  • Less Than Meets The Eye
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4007 on: September 17, 2009, 02:07:27 PM »
It's pretty funny, dude gets owned by his 4yo  :green:

The_Chosen_One

  • Guest
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4008 on: September 17, 2009, 06:38:47 PM »
Where's fucking Carlos Mencia when you need him?

Offline Alex179

  • Prince, General
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6677
  • Karma: 345
  • Gender: Male
  • Socially retarded
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4009 on: September 17, 2009, 10:53:11 PM »
Where's fucking Carlos Mencia when you need him?
I would like to see him die on TV.   Mencia is worthless.
:P   Internets are super serious.

Offline driftingblizzard

  • Nuclear Prince of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1561
  • Karma: 250
  • Gender: Male
  • I have Aspergers, what's your excuse?
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4010 on: September 17, 2009, 11:01:16 PM »
So a husband asks "honey, what would you do if I won the lottery?"

She says, " I take half of it and leave your stinkin ass".


He says, "good, i won 12 dollars, here's six, now get the hell out".!
Feeling neutral is very normal.

Offline Alex179

  • Prince, General
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6677
  • Karma: 345
  • Gender: Male
  • Socially retarded
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4011 on: September 20, 2009, 08:33:56 PM »


I laughed at this too much.    I would like to hang out with this guy, especially when stoned.
:P   Internets are super serious.

Offline Callaway

  • Official Spokesperson for the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 29267
  • Karma: 2488
  • Gender: Female
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4012 on: September 20, 2009, 11:07:39 PM »


http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

Meh, some people need to lighten the fuck up.

Kids can take a lot of crap (jk).

But seriously, some of those pics pretty harmless and mostly judgemental.
I agree, most looked more tacky than alarming.  The kid who was folded up in the laundry cart thing made me wince though.

It said that it was actually a doll that was folded in the laundry cart.  It looked really lifelike, though.

This one was really bad, IMO.  It said the mom was arrested.


Blasted

  • Guest
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4013 on: September 25, 2009, 04:45:00 PM »
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

PMS Elle, you especially should check this out  :lol:

Blasted

  • Guest
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4014 on: September 25, 2009, 06:21:37 PM »

Offline earthboundmisfit

  • Mayhem of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5245
  • Karma: 957
  • Gender: Male
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4015 on: September 25, 2009, 08:51:44 PM »

Offline Phlexor

  • Useful Idiot of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 7095
  • Karma: 871
  • Gender: Male
  • Less Than Meets The Eye
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4016 on: September 25, 2009, 10:38:39 PM »
 :green:

[attachment deleted by admin]

Offline earthboundmisfit

  • Mayhem of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5245
  • Karma: 957
  • Gender: Male
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4017 on: September 25, 2009, 10:41:31 PM »


^^That is funny as fuck.


edit: I just sent that to my sister... it's her birthday today. ;D
« Last Edit: September 25, 2009, 10:47:50 PM by earthboundmisfit »

The_Chosen_One

  • Guest
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4018 on: September 25, 2009, 10:42:01 PM »
That turettes dick made me scream. Fucking brilliant.

Blasted

  • Guest
Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4019 on: September 29, 2009, 10:50:37 AM »