A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Quote from: Galileo The Hutt on August 11, 2008, 08:18:09 AMI think it's a dog I am not an animal person. Cat? Dog? They all taste the same.
I think it's a dog
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard...I gave myself a momentary headache.
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Quote from: Quntman Mike on August 17, 2008, 06:58:33 AMPrank CallThat was hilarious!
Quote from: Galileo The Hutt on August 16, 2008, 05:37:11 AMI'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard...I gave myself a momentary headache.She's got nice tits.
Quote from: driftingblizzard on August 16, 2008, 07:06:59 PMQuote from: Galileo The Hutt on August 16, 2008, 05:37:11 AMI'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard...I gave myself a momentary headache.She's got nice tits.Sure, but a boob job would be money well invested in my opinion, since she is a fucking cartoon, but for real, I too hurt myself laughing.One of the best yet. GA
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.