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Offline Leto729

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2880 on: August 09, 2008, 11:39:39 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2881 on: August 10, 2008, 12:58:15 AM »
I don't get it...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2882 on: August 10, 2008, 05:06:40 AM »
Quote from: Saeihr on August 10, 2008, 12:58:15 AM
I don't get it...

Instead of wearing a turban, he's using a knotted hankerchief as a hat, which is somewhat an English seaside tradition.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2883 on: August 10, 2008, 05:07:20 AM »
Went straight over my head.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2884 on: August 10, 2008, 07:54:26 AM »


So it’s 10:15, she’s been in bed for an hour and a half. I go in to check on her, and…

(shuffling pages)

“Emma, you’re supposed to be asleep!”

“I’m reading about Curious George making pancakes, she informs me. “And taking a nap!”

I gently correct her. “Emma, you’re not asleep, your eyes have to be closed to be asleep. To bed!”

I go to leave, and she asks “Dad? Can I keep one eye open?”
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2885 on: August 10, 2008, 11:01:00 AM »
My explanation of the Catholic Holy Trinity, in the form of a technology-related metaphor:

God the Father is like Mircosoft
Jesus is Windows XP
The Holy Spirit is the internet itself

and Windows Vista is the Antichrist.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2886 on: August 10, 2008, 11:02:24 AM »
If you leave a dildo inside of a pocket pussy, will they eventually make egg vibrators?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2887 on: August 10, 2008, 01:17:13 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2888 on: August 11, 2008, 08:14:44 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on July 24, 2008, 05:57:11 AM


 :plus:

Makes me feel like going to the RSPCA and getting a cat and respectfully worshipping its arsehole.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2889 on: August 11, 2008, 08:18:09 AM »
I think it's a dog :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2890 on: August 11, 2008, 09:33:23 AM »
Check out your neighbourhood on Google street view very carefully:



http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/08/11/1218306724273.html
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2891 on: August 14, 2008, 11:52:10 AM »
Quote from: http://allnurses.com/forums/f18/strange-things-found-pt-299901-13.html
Re: Strange things found on (or in) a pt.
   
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Originally Posted by LilgirlRN View Post

    I had a patient come to the ER after putting a spermicidal suppository in her urinary meatus instead of her vagina. She was young and thought sex was supposed to hurt. I had to catheterize her and the urine had a waxy film on top it. I've also had a very obese woman come in with a remote to the TV under one of her breasts and a half eaten sandwich under the other.

I once read about a widowed, childless elderly woman who came into the hospital for some fairly routine problem. She had to be catheterized, and whoever did this discovered that her urethra was incredibly stretched out, while her hymen remained intact.

She was asked about her sex life when she was married, and she said, "It was really painful the first year, but after that it was fine."



Good thing that girl came into the ER because what if she had continued doing that and ended up pregnant? But I've heard about women who took their BCPs vaginally and wondered why they didn't work.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2892 on: August 14, 2008, 04:21:34 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2893 on: August 16, 2008, 05:37:11 AM »


I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard...I gave myself a momentary headache.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2894 on: August 16, 2008, 06:23:57 AM »
Quote from: Galileo The Hutt on August 11, 2008, 08:18:09 AM
I think it's a dog :P

I am not an animal person. Cat? Dog? They all taste the same.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap
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