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GalileoAce

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2850 on: July 25, 2008, 08:44:49 AM »
How true...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2851 on: July 26, 2008, 06:34:31 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2852 on: July 27, 2008, 01:12:48 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2853 on: July 27, 2008, 01:32:06 AM »
We can not make this so true. :lol:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2854 on: July 27, 2008, 05:06:48 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2855 on: July 28, 2008, 01:06:31 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2856 on: July 28, 2008, 03:27:46 AM »
Haha "as fast as s/he can type, one-handed" :D  :plus: GA
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2857 on: July 28, 2008, 04:11:43 AM »
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2859 on: July 28, 2008, 02:48:19 PM »
I[m not sure I get the joke in the top one.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2860 on: July 28, 2008, 09:26:32 PM »
I don't get either of them...But I thought they'd go well here :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2861 on: July 28, 2008, 09:30:01 PM »
I think the first one is supposed to be funny because the guy would rather make out with his calculator than the topless girl. No clue about the second one.
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« Reply #2862 on: July 28, 2008, 09:38:29 PM »
The W,A,S & D keys are used in FPS games are forward, strafe left, back, strafe right. Where as the arrow keys, as she is using, are forward, turn left, backward, turn right.

Not really that funny...But holy crap! Look at that screen!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2863 on: July 28, 2008, 10:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on July 28, 2008, 09:30:01 PM
I think the first one is supposed to be funny because the guy would rather make out with his calculator than the topless girl. No clue about the second one.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2864 on: July 29, 2008, 07:39:29 AM »
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