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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2475 on: April 21, 2008, 09:58:04 PM »
Barney is a giant retarded eggplant.  :toporly:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2476 on: April 27, 2008, 03:48:01 PM »
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2477 on: April 27, 2008, 03:53:27 PM »
Quote from: parts on April 27, 2008, 03:48:01 PM
:zoinks:

Happeh would have a fit if he saw that.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2478 on: April 27, 2008, 04:00:54 PM »
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Photoshop is such a boon for the world.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2479 on: April 27, 2008, 04:55:13 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 27, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
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Photoshop is such a boon for the world.

It's not photoshopped; she rapidly rotated her torso in time for the photo, causing her breasts to extend horizontally from centrifugal force.  Her hair's horizontally extended too from her head snapping around.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2480 on: April 27, 2008, 05:13:55 PM »
Cute face, but, she is in for serious shoulder and back pain with such pendulous breasts.  Hell, I love large breasts as much as any man does, but, that looks UNSEXY to me! :o
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2481 on: April 27, 2008, 05:18:01 PM »
 :O_o:

...and that is why I want a boob job.

I don't want my breasts to end up droopy  :-\
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2482 on: April 27, 2008, 05:31:48 PM »
Quote from: Manuel on April 27, 2008, 05:18:01 PM
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...and that is why I want a boob job.

I don't want my breasts to end up droopy  :-\

I was aquaintances with several women who had breast reduction surgery.  And NONE of them ever regretted the reduction in breast size, but, expressed great relief at the elimination of the pain and discomfort after the procedures.  Which is why I'm astounded at women in Porn who have their breast augmented to such ridiculous degrees. 
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2483 on: April 27, 2008, 07:46:23 PM »
 :zoinks:
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2484 on: April 27, 2008, 07:47:47 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on April 27, 2008, 05:31:48 PM
Quote from: Manuel on April 27, 2008, 05:18:01 PM
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...and that is why I want a boob job.

I don't want my breasts to end up droopy  :-\

I was aquaintances with several women who had breast reduction surgery.  And NONE of them ever regretted the reduction in breast size, but, expressed great relief at the elimination of the pain and discomfort after the procedures.  Which is why I'm astounded at women in Porn who have their breast augmented to such ridiculous degrees. 

Same.  I don't understand why anyone would want to have big breasts by choice.  They are heavy and uncomfortable.  If I was born with tiny breasts, I would be perfectly content   :zoinks:

Although some women get them done for men, which is kinda pathetic I think.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2485 on: April 27, 2008, 07:48:26 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2486 on: April 27, 2008, 07:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Peter on April 27, 2008, 04:55:13 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 27, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
:laugh:

Photoshop is such a boon for the world.

It's not photoshopped; she rapidly rotated her torso in time for the photo, causing her breasts to extend horizontally from centrifugal force.  Her hair's horizontally extended too from her head snapping around.
No such thing, really its centripetal forces pulling inwards.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2487 on: April 28, 2008, 03:47:13 AM »
Quote from: Irate Student on April 27, 2008, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: Peter on April 27, 2008, 04:55:13 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 27, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
:laugh:

Photoshop is such a boon for the world.

It's not photoshopped; she rapidly rotated her torso in time for the photo, causing her breasts to extend horizontally from centrifugal force.  Her hair's horizontally extended too from her head snapping around.
No such thing, really its centripetal forces pulling inwards.

If you want to get technical about it, the breasts undergo acceleration due to being tethered in a rotating frame of reference which prevents them from following a straight-line trajectory along the curvature of space-time.  Saying that it's centrifugal force leads to less confusion, since it's a concept that most people are already familiar with.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2488 on: April 28, 2008, 10:14:19 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 28, 2008, 03:47:13 AM
Quote from: Irate Student on April 27, 2008, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: Peter on April 27, 2008, 04:55:13 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 27, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
:laugh:

Photoshop is such a boon for the world.

It's not photoshopped; she rapidly rotated her torso in time for the photo, causing her breasts to extend horizontally from centrifugal force.  Her hair's horizontally extended too from her head snapping around.
No such thing, really its centripetal forces pulling inwards.

If you want to get technical about it, the breasts undergo acceleration due to being tethered in a rotating frame of reference which prevents them from following a straight-line trajectory along the curvature of space-time.  Saying that it's centrifugal force leads to less confusion, since it's a concept that most people are already familiar with.
Only on an Aspergers site would a picture of a naked woman's tits turn into a conversation like this.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2489 on: April 28, 2008, 10:28:05 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on April 28, 2008, 10:14:19 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 28, 2008, 03:47:13 AM
Quote from: Irate Student on April 27, 2008, 07:49:14 PM
Quote from: Peter on April 27, 2008, 04:55:13 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 27, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
:laugh:

Photoshop is such a boon for the world.

It's not photoshopped; she rapidly rotated her torso in time for the photo, causing her breasts to extend horizontally from centrifugal force.  Her hair's horizontally extended too from her head snapping around.
No such thing, really its centripetal forces pulling inwards.

If you want to get technical about it, the breasts undergo acceleration due to being tethered in a rotating frame of reference which prevents them from following a straight-line trajectory along the curvature of space-time.  Saying that it's centrifugal force leads to less confusion, since it's a concept that most people are already familiar with.
Only on an Aspergers site would a picture of a naked woman's tits turn into a conversation like this.

:plus: Thank you for making it funny :)
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