Hypnotist At Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you
into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and ever
member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his
coat "I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been
in my family for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch,
watch the watch, and watch the watch..."The crowd
became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
