Wait... Male PMS? What is that?
Something that happens to men about the time of the Full Moon. In time, young Grasshopper, we will initiate you into the clique of the Male PMS'rs. You are not ready for such an awful responsibility and burden.
Besides it takes practice to insert those tampons up your ass. Don't believe me, look up the South Park episode where Kenny and Cartman do it AND KENNY DIES, OMG, THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS.................