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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2325 on: March 02, 2008, 01:38:56 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 02, 2008, 01:49:25 AM
:laugh: Those were some strong sprinklers....and that guy deserved it!
Fifth grade class an assignment

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the **** away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking."



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2326 on: March 02, 2008, 10:54:28 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2327 on: March 03, 2008, 04:45:12 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 02, 2008, 10:54:28 PM


Best pi ever. Why is the 5 backwards though?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2328 on: March 03, 2008, 04:48:49 AM »
Yeah I spotted that too.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2329 on: March 03, 2008, 05:28:30 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 02, 2008, 01:49:25 AM
:laugh: Those were some strong sprinklers....and that guy deserved it!
Fifth grade class an assignment

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the **** away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking."


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2330 on: March 03, 2008, 08:50:35 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2331 on: March 03, 2008, 09:16:13 AM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on March 03, 2008, 08:50:35 AM


Actually, that's what the writing in my college's newspaper looks like, too.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2332 on: March 03, 2008, 05:05:54 PM »
Is it as sexist? :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2333 on: March 03, 2008, 05:23:16 PM »
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 03, 2008, 09:16:13 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on March 03, 2008, 08:50:35 AM


Actually, that's what the writing in my college's newspaper looks like, too.

Is that serious or a spoof??  Oh yeah, and I noticed the "writer" is blonde.   :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2334 on: March 03, 2008, 05:38:19 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on March 03, 2008, 05:23:16 PM
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on March 03, 2008, 09:16:13 AM
Quote from: GalileoAce on March 03, 2008, 08:50:35 AM

Actually, that's what the writing in my college's newspaper looks like, too.

Is that serious or a spoof??  Oh yeah, and I noticed the "writer" is blonde.   :laugh:

I believe it's from a teen newspaper, like a highschool or a college one. The opinions in the piece are that of the writer, who is obviously drunk with feminine power. a moron.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2335 on: March 03, 2008, 06:33:06 PM »
Yeah, the sad thing is, she may find a guy that she can manipulate/use and live out her "dream" of living the high life and shagging the pool boy because hubby is only useful for his money.
 ::)  However I predict that her "ambitions" will come to a screeching halt and she'll be dead by the time she's 30.   She looks and sounds like someone who's in the shallow end of the gene pool.  Like I said, I met girls like her along the way at the colleges I went to.   ::)  Of course I met guys who would sell  their souls to hook up with a cunt like that.   ::)
« Last Edit: March 03, 2008, 06:37:36 PM by ozymandias »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2336 on: March 03, 2008, 07:13:00 PM »
I predict it's a spoof. It's too perfect.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2337 on: March 03, 2008, 07:24:55 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 03, 2008, 07:13:00 PM
I predict it's a spoof. It's too perfect.

I truly, deeply hope so, but, I really have met some chicklets who thought that way..........especially in the Junior college, where I got my nursing degree.  Listening to the chicklets who were COMPLAINING about the less than stellar gifts their boyfriends bought them for their "birthdays".    AND saying that they wouldn't "put out" unless their boyfriends "made up for it"..

Oh I could tell you stories!!

Yeeeeeeeeeeesh, I wouldn't touch those bitches if they were the last women on earth.    Rosie Palm and her five sisters would be better lovers than those chicklet cunts.

Thank heavens for a subpar sex drive.........at least I held off until I met my soulmate.           Who has a bigger sex drive than I do, but, I can keep her well satisfied.!!!!   8)
« Last Edit: March 03, 2008, 07:27:18 PM by ozymandias »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2338 on: March 04, 2008, 03:10:03 AM »
Someone found her myspace.  It's been deleted, but her friend's one is still up and public.

http://digg.com/people/Meet_College_Isn_t_Necessary_Author_Lynzee_Stauss

She went to high school in Mesa, AZ, according to this: http://www.poopinashoe.com/viewthread.php?threadid=6420&p=2#p52909
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2339 on: March 04, 2008, 03:17:26 AM »
Quote from: Peter on March 04, 2008, 03:10:03 AM
Someone found her myspace.  It's been deleted, but her friend's one is still up and public.

http://digg.com/people/Meet_College_Isn_t_Necessary_Author_Lynzee_Stauss

She went to high school in Mesa, AZ, according to this: http://www.poopinashoe.com/viewthread.php?threadid=6420&p=2#p52909

Interesting.....
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