make someone laugh

[Callaway]

actually, it's not dogs i dislike as such*, it's fucking dog owners.  their worse than precious parents.   

*except those pathetically ridiculous small ones which are no more than nightdress cases with legs on.

What's wrong with parents?

[DirtDawg]

No

actually, it's not dogs i dislike as such*, it's fucking dog owners.  their worse than precious parents.   

*except those pathetically ridiculous small ones which are no more than nightdress cases with legs on.

What's wrong with parents?

Not just parents, Callaway, but "precious parents."

You know the ones.

They used to just have pets, but got bored and wanted more, so NOW they have kids. They have these miserable little made up, pet kids who make the precious parents little lives more full, at least until they get bored with the kids. Then it's on to the next thrill. Unfortunately there is a six year old kid or so left behind with a parent or set of parents who have become bored with it all and the kid is left to grow up wild, but spoiled, because they still feed "it" and groom "it" and buy "it" anything to keep "it" quiet, with no guidance whatsoever. They want the image of being a parent, but they have no real interest in the actual child.

Precious!

[Sophgay]

I don't like people who let them shit in the streets and then don't clean it up

[Sophgay]

Dogs I mean, not kids

Actually, kids as well, but I don't see that happening

[vodz]

minnow shot... oh my lord.  :lol:

[DirtDawg]

Dogs I mean, not kids

Actually, kids as well, but I don't see that happening

You've never lived near enough to a third world country to see kids shitting where ever they happen to be, I suppose.

Conscientious parents prompt the kids to hurry so they can get away from it quickly. I have seen grown-ups take their kids into a phone booth to crap.



True!

[Sophgay]

I've never seen anyone do that lol

[GalileoAce]

I like dogs...I can understand them better than I can humans.

[Sophgay]

That's how I feel about cats
I've never had a dog though, so I don't know them very well

[Callaway]

No

actually, it's not dogs i dislike as such*, it's fucking dog owners.  their worse than precious parents.   

*except those pathetically ridiculous small ones which are no more than nightdress cases with legs on.

What's wrong with parents?

Not just parents, Callaway, but "precious parents."

You know the ones.

They used to just have pets, but got bored and wanted more, so NOW they have kids. They have these miserable little made up, pet kids who make the precious parents little lives more full, at least until they get bored with the kids. Then it's on to the next thrill. Unfortunately there is a six year old kid or so left behind with a parent or set of parents who have become bored with it all and the kid is left to grow up wild, but spoiled, because they still feed "it" and groom "it" and buy "it" anything to keep "it" quiet, with no guidance whatsoever. They want the image of being a parent, but they have no real interest in the actual child.

Precious!

Oh.  That would be awful for the poor kids.

[Sophgay]

People who have kids to fill some kind of void in their life piss me off; they're usually the ones that fuck them up

[Sophgay]

I've posted this somewhere before, but I don't think anyone else thinks it's funny
I do, but maybe just because I like Rammstien

[GalileoAce]

That was quite amusing

[GalileoAce]

Bizarre, but and amusing

[renaeden]

Cleverly done. Never made the connection between Winnie the Pooh and Rammstein before.