make someone laugh

[DirtDawg]

'I don't think you can be my person anymore.'

[DirtDawg]

'You fucking SUCK!!!!!!'

[DirtDawg]

'No, I'm NOT your Good Little Kitty anymore.'

[Lucifer]

stop it!

poor puddies. 

 

[DirtDawg]

'Traction....I'm losing Traction!'

[DirtDawg]

stop it!

poor puddies. 

 

Have you ever HAD to bathe a cat?

It's horrible!


... for everyone involved!

[Lucifer]

stop it!

poor puddies. 

 

Have you ever HAD to bath a cat?

It's horrible!


... for everyone involved!

quite.  they clean themselves quite well, so there's rarely any need.  not like horrible dogs.

[DirtDawg]

Last one, I promise.


'No, no, no, no.....NOOOOOO!!!

[DirtDawg]

stop it!

poor puddies. 

 

Have you ever HAD to bath a cat?

It's horrible!


... for everyone involved!

quite.  they clean themselves quite well, so there's rarely any need.  not like horrible dogs.

I have "salvaged" many from the brink of death who were too ill and flea infested to clean themselves. It was a necessity in those cases. I have rinsed bloody red soap out of a cats coat, wreaking from flea urine. Sometimes it MUST be done.



Still think it's funny to see the faces.

Kind of like giving an infant a taste of  sour relish for the first time.

[odeon]

Lucifer, DD +

[DirtDawg]

Lucifer, DD +

"... horrible dogs"

[Lucifer]

stop it!

poor puddies. 

 

Have you ever HAD to bath a cat?

It's horrible!


... for everyone involved!

quite.  they clean themselves quite well, so there's rarely any need.  not like horrible dogs.

I have "salvaged" many from the brink of death who were too ill and flea infested to clean themselves. It was a necessity in those cases. I have rinsed bloody red soap out of a cats coat, wreaking from flea urine. Sometimes it MUST be done.



Still think it's funny to see the faces.

Kind of like giving an infant a taste of  sour relish for the first time.

good point.  +,  first cos you're a hero for rescuing cats, and second, cos the idea of being nasty to children is always a winner.

[Lucifer]

Lucifer, DD +

"... horrible dogs"

well they are.  stupid things, mostly.

actually, it's not dogs i dislike as such*, it's fucking dog owners.  their worse than precious parents.   

*except those pathetically ridiculous small ones which are no more than nightdress cases with legs on.

[odeon]

I like dogs. Dogs like me, too, for some reason.

[DirtDawg]

I like dogs. Dogs like me, too, for some reason.

Yeah, me too and I totally get the whole "Man's Best Friend" thing, but what the fuck is it with horses. I fucking HATE horses!


... and yet, they follow me and watch me and listen to me and try to get close to me and they imitate my movements. I just want them to eat their oats, dump, then run around looking pretty, but not touch me or expect anything from me.

I have this fear that I am a closet animal-kind in some ways.