make someone laugh

[Christopher McCandless]

A little laugh: www.willitblend.com Click on the iphone one to see it diced!

[Lucifer]

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

 

the narration is the killer.

"...WORLD-du-du-du-du-du-du!"

you bastert!

[DirtDawg]

I can't get "Quicktime" to work on my machine, so I can't hear it, but it's still funny. It also seems familiar.

[El]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/pages/mostpopular.html

[Thagomizer]

I still laugh hysterically every time I hear that reading of the breakup letter. A case could be made that it should be shown to high school students in English classes, if only to make the point that if you don't have a decent grasp of the English language, you will sound like an idiot.

[DirtDawg]

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.  The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of blackmen in a predominately white, patriarchal society.
"In fact, "he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gaymen in contemporary society."

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery ?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied.  "In fact, there are no black men depicted at all.  They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

[DirtDawg]

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful.

He asked the waiter,
"What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied,
"Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro,
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy"!

The cowboy said,
"What the heck, bring me an order".

The waiter replied,
"I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is
only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order,
we will be sure to save you this delicacy".

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday".

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins".

[DirtDawg]

An old one, but it is now more relevant than ever ...

[DirtDawg]

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear......."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

The man replied, "Damn thing must be running an hour fast."

[DirtDawg]

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

[Lucifer]

is that last one funny?  i thought it was more insightful, myself.

[Christopher McCandless]

I would say that some of the posts in that "What Women want from a man" thing are a little juxtaposed, and possibly mutially exclusive.

[DirtDawg]

is that last one funny?  i thought it was more insightful, myself.

Absolutely.
A moment of eureka can be very funny.

 

[Lucifer]

lol.

 

[SovaNu]

i love the condom one.