make someone laugh

[duncvis]

Discharge status: alive, but without permission.

This one was particularly amusing. 

[El]

Shakespearean insult generator:

http://www.webweaving.org/

+ ozy.

[ozymandias]

Medical terminology for politicians!

Artery....Study of paintings
Bacteria...Back door to the cafeteria
Barium....What doctors do when patients die
Bowel....A letter a, e, i, o, u,
Caeserean Section..A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan...........searching for kitty
Cauterize......made contact with her
Colic...a sheepdog
Coma.....a punctuation mark
D and C......Where Washington is
Dilate....to live long
Enema.....not a friend
Fester.....an uncle in the Addams family
Fibula........it's a small lie
Genital.......not a jew
G.I. Series.....soldiers baseball playoffs
Hangnail.......a coat hook
Impotent.....Distinguished well known
Labor Pain......getting hurt at work
Medical Staff......a doctors cane
Morbid.......a higher offer
Nitrates.......cheaper than day rates
Node........was aware of
Outpatient......a patient who has fainted
pap smear....a fatherhood test
Pelvis......a cousin of Elvis
Post-operative.......is a letter carrier
Recovery Room.........a place to do upholstery
Rectum...........Dang near killed him
Secretion.......hiding something
Seizure......a roman emperor
Tablet....a small table
Terminal Illness......vomiting at the airport
Tumor......more than one
Urine.....opposite of "You're out"
Varicose...is nearby
Vein....is conceited

[El]

What is d and c actually, Oz?

[purposefulinsanity]

What is d and c actually, Oz?

It stands for Dilation and Curettage. 

[Pyraxis]

  Ozy, that is hilarious.

[DirtDawg]

Shakespearean insult generator:

http://www.webweaving.org/

+ ozy.

Thou roguish pottle-deep moldwarp!

I think this is hilarious. I have posted it, or another one like it, on several sites and no one ever notices it. I think they are missing out on a lot of fun.

O illiterate loiterers! ... the lot of them!

[ozymandias]

What is d and c actually, Oz?

Google "D & C" and then look at the first item.  Simply put it is a medical surgical procedure to collect tissue samples from the Uterus. Remove an embedded IUD, part of an abortion procedure, etc.  Dilation is to expand the vagina to allow the instruments access to the Uterus to perform the procedure, the "Curettage".

[odeon]

 

Ozy +

[purposefulinsanity]

Satan's little cotton fingers

I realise the site is a spoof but its still funny.  A quote from this article:

"The young woman was trying to buy tampons," Mrs. Crockett said, barely able to hold back tears. "I snatched that girl by the hair and pulled her outside... there were children present! Can you imagine how they'd be damaged by hearing such evil ideas?"

“I explained to this young lady that we do not carry such phallic devices as tampons and when attending to her monthly curse," Mrs. Martin said, adding that "Satan himself controls the manufacturing of those things." The young woman then began to verbally abuse her, she said.

"A Godly woman is only to use a Maxi-Pad," Mrs. Crockett stated. "Why, they even have them with little angel wings now! I handed her a box and told her unless she wanted my handprint across her face she was never to utter that evil  T word again!” 

[Callaway]

All church members are encouraged to join in the BBQ and bring a covered dish as we celebrate yet another Victory over Satan. Marshmallows for roasting over the bonfire will be provided by The Ladies of Landover. Due to the nature of this event, the roasting of hot dogs will be prohibited for obvious reasons.

[ozymandias]

All church members are encouraged to join in the BBQ and bring a covered dish as we celebrate yet another Victory over Satan. Marshmallows for roasting over the bonfire will be provided by The Ladies of Landover. Due to the nature of this event, the roasting of hot dogs will be prohibited for obvious reasons.

That sort of reminds me of the double entendre from the Simpsons, when Ned Flanders and his wife addressed his aversion to "Foot longs" as in Hot Dogs!

[Nomaken]

[McGiver]

that is cute.

[Diesel]