More charting errors:
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus-sized.
Indwelling urinary catheter draining clear yellow roses.
Examination of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
Indwelling urinary catheter draining large amount of urine the color of American beer.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accomodation. (This is actually an eye exam, but somebody was obviously focussed on something else.)
The test indicates abnormal lover function.
Discharge status: alive, but without permission.
Because she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you'd like to work her up.
I saw your patient today, who is under our car for physical therapy.
The baby was delivered; the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
She is numb from her toes down.
Healthy appearing, decrepit 69-year old female, mentally alert, but forgetful.
