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ozymandias

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #765 on: May 10, 2007, 01:08:02 PM »
The question is.............why is he missing?? :eyebrows:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #766 on: May 10, 2007, 01:17:55 PM »

Because he's busy fertilizing the garden, right now?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #767 on: May 10, 2007, 01:41:06 PM »
More likely he was smart enough not to come home....
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #768 on: May 10, 2007, 01:56:56 PM »
 :o That was so horrible.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #769 on: May 10, 2007, 04:01:22 PM »
A spam email I got, I think they must be using the term 'star' very loosely here  :laugh:

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ozymandias

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #770 on: May 10, 2007, 04:57:16 PM »
Party with a HAS BEEN, enter and you'll BE HAD!  He had one hit back awhile ago and now he's on the celebreality circuit stretching out his 15 minutes of fame.
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #771 on: May 11, 2007, 06:09:32 AM »
Stolen from B3ta:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #772 on: May 11, 2007, 07:17:35 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 10, 2007, 04:01:22 PM
A spam email I got, I think they must be using the term 'star' very loosely here  :laugh:


i would have thought that it would be two-day trailer park accomodations.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #773 on: May 11, 2007, 09:45:11 AM »
Another stolen from b3ta- this is really bad but it still made me laugh.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #774 on: May 12, 2007, 06:58:02 AM »
i think they meant to say, "surprise!."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #775 on: May 12, 2007, 07:07:34 AM »
So that's where my sledgehammer went. Cheers McJ. :smarty:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #776 on: May 12, 2007, 10:17:43 PM »
They did that in reverse.

Nips say "R" not "L"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #777 on: May 16, 2007, 05:08:28 PM »
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Mr Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd. of Markham, Ontario, ordered some parts from a new supplier in Japan. The company noted in its order that acceptable quality allowed for 1.5% defects (a fairly high standard in North America at that time).

The Japanese sent the order, with a few parts packaged separately in plastic. The accompanying letter said: "We don't know why you want 1.5% defective parts, but for your convenience, we've packaged them separately."

- excerpted from an article in The (Toronto) Globe and Mail
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #778 on: May 16, 2007, 06:19:14 PM »
the nese take pride in their perfection.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #779 on: May 16, 2007, 07:54:56 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on May 16, 2007, 05:08:28 PM
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Mr Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd. of Markham, Ontario, ordered some parts from a new supplier in Japan. The company noted in its order that acceptable quality allowed for 1.5% defects (a fairly high standard in North America at that time).

The Japanese sent the order, with a few parts packaged separately in plastic. The accompanying letter said: "We don't know why you want 1.5% defective parts, but for your convenience, we've packaged them separately."

- excerpted from an article in The (Toronto) Globe and Mail

 :laugh:

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