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Offline vodz

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3300 on: November 05, 2008, 10:49:51 AM »
wHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MARMALADE AND JAM?




























I can't marmalade my dick up your mum's arse.
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3301 on: November 05, 2008, 11:27:08 AM »
if sarah palin and jeremy clarkson jumped from a tall building at exactly the same time, who would hit the ground first?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3302 on: November 06, 2008, 10:39:15 AM »
 :LMAO:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3303 on: November 06, 2008, 06:55:56 PM »
Well, shall the white house now be called the black house?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3304 on: November 06, 2008, 09:25:39 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on November 06, 2008, 06:55:56 PM
Well, shall the white house now be called the black house?

I didn't know you were a card carrying member of the KKK..  ::)
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3305 on: November 06, 2008, 09:28:03 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on November 05, 2008, 11:27:08 AM
if sarah palin and jeremy clarkson jumped from a tall building at exactly the same time, who would hit the ground first?

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Aww no. Clarkson is a national treasure - I love Top Gear.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3306 on: November 06, 2008, 10:31:37 PM »
Quote from: AspieAtheistAlliance on November 06, 2008, 09:25:39 PM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on November 06, 2008, 06:55:56 PM
Well, shall the white house now be called the black house?

I didn't know you were a card carrying member of the KKK..  ::)


It was a joke. Chill. Got it from WP.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3307 on: November 07, 2008, 12:07:22 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on November 06, 2008, 10:31:37 PM
Quote from: AspieAtheistAlliance on November 06, 2008, 09:25:39 PM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on November 06, 2008, 06:55:56 PM
Well, shall the white house now be called the black house?

I didn't know you were a card carrying member of the KKK..  ::)


It was a joke. Chill. Got it from WP.

it was a dumb joke and the source says it all...
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3308 on: November 07, 2008, 02:31:57 AM »
Benjamin Zephaniah - White Comedy (from 'Propa Propaganda')

I waz whitemailed
By a white witch,
Wid white magic
An white lies,
Branded by a white sheep
I slaved as a whitesmith
Near a white spot
Where I suffered whitewater fever.
Whitelisted as a whiteleg
I waz in de white book
As a master of white art,
It waz like white death.

People called me white jack
Some hailed me as a white wog,
So I joined de white watch
Trained as a white guard
Lived off the white economy.
Caught and beaten by de whiteshirts
I waz condemned to a white mass,
Don't worry,
I shall be writing to de Black House.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3309 on: November 09, 2008, 08:14:51 AM »
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish, unless its a bass.  :P
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3310 on: November 09, 2008, 10:01:11 PM »
Quote from: New Labour on November 06, 2008, 09:28:03 PM
Aww no. Clarkson is a national treasure - I love Top Gear.

I'm into cars and have watched the show a fair bit, but mostly I think he's a twat.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3311 on: November 10, 2008, 02:23:37 AM »
Quote from: klox on November 09, 2008, 10:01:11 PM
Quote from: New Labour on November 06, 2008, 09:28:03 PM
Aww no. Clarkson is a national treasure - I love Top Gear.

I'm into cars and have watched the show a fair bit, but mostly I think he's a twat.

QFT.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3312 on: November 10, 2008, 07:53:00 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3313 on: November 10, 2008, 03:42:52 PM »
In Alice Shannon we trust. :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3314 on: November 12, 2008, 11:42:12 PM »
Let's kick Alaska out of this country
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