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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2700 on: June 20, 2008, 01:51:14 PM »
Damn, I'm glad I have all the videos that feature me off my youtube account.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2701 on: June 20, 2008, 02:18:44 PM »
Peaguy's YouTube with his sword is featured in this Encyclopedia Dramatica article:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Asperger_Syndrome#Moar_Asspies_in_their_natural_habitat

 :laugh:

This one too: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/wheelchair-weezer-cheeseburger.php?page=8

And when they call me a fucking failure, they mean your daughter as well. ;)
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P, it seems you are becoming quite a celebrity. Have you got a media career secretly planned out.

Actually it would be brilliant to see you replace the pricks that currently go on tour to speak about "their Autism" and being an "aspie". Just an image I have of you not so wowing the all so academic audience to these things... :evillaugh:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2702 on: June 20, 2008, 03:59:29 PM »
Peaguy's YouTube with his sword is featured in this Encyclopedia Dramatica article:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Asperger_Syndrome#Moar_Asspies_in_their_natural_habitat

 :laugh:

This one too: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/wheelchair-weezer-cheeseburger.php?page=8

And when they call me a fucking failure, they mean your daughter as well. ;)
:rofl:

P, it seems you are becoming quite a celebrity. Have you got a media career secretly planned out.

Actually it would be brilliant to see you replace the pricks that currently go on tour to speak about "their Autism" and being an "aspie". Just an image I have of you not so wowing the all so academic audience to these things... :evillaugh:

It's all about appearances, Hadron. I wonder what P is like in Real Life.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2703 on: June 20, 2008, 06:01:59 PM »
Peaguy's YouTube with his sword is featured in this Encyclopedia Dramatica article:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Asperger_Syndrome#Moar_Asspies_in_their_natural_habitat

 :laugh:

This one too: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/wheelchair-weezer-cheeseburger.php?page=8

And when they call me a fucking failure, they mean your daughter as well. ;)
:rofl:

P, it seems you are becoming quite a celebrity. Have you got a media career secretly planned out.

Actually it would be brilliant to see you replace the pricks that currently go on tour to speak about "their Autism" and being an "aspie". Just an image I have of you not so wowing the all so academic audience to these things... :evillaugh:

It's all about appearances, Hadron. I wonder what P is like in Real Life.

IMHO, I believe that what you see is what you get!   :headbang2:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2704 on: June 20, 2008, 07:13:43 PM »
Peaguy's YouTube with his sword is featured in this Encyclopedia Dramatica article:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Asperger_Syndrome#Moar_Asspies_in_their_natural_habitat

 :laugh:

This one too: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/wheelchair-weezer-cheeseburger.php?page=8

And when they call me a fucking failure, they mean your daughter as well. ;)
:rofl:

P, it seems you are becoming quite a celebrity. Have you got a media career secretly planned out.

Actually it would be brilliant to see you replace the pricks that currently go on tour to speak about "their Autism" and being an "aspie". Just an image I have of you not so wowing the all so academic audience to these things... :evillaugh:

It's all about appearances, Hadron. I wonder what P is like in Real Life.

IMHO, I believe that what you see is what you get!   :headbang2:

I disagree.  I think that he plays the clown for us, but that's not who he really is like IRL.

I think that this guy got it pretty much totally wrong:

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I watched this video, and immediately afterwards, I had all sorts of assumptions about this jerk. Among them:

He probably lives in Indiana or perhaps Ohio.

20 years old
 
Community college alumni majoring in "undecided".

Outspoken Libertarian, but "leaning towards McCain".

Will talk your fucking arm off about the differences between "Jungle" and "IDM" music.

Works at either the local Wal-Mart (in the Electronics department, naturally) or at the local movie theater (cashier/projectionist).

Thinks Affirmative Action is a waste of the incredibly miniscule amount of taxes he pays from his minimum wage job.

Is secretly terrified of black people.

Dates a girl at least 60 pounds heavier than himself.

That is not his only sword. Not by a fucking longshot.

Had a hard time deciding whether to wear the shirt in the video with or without his dragon button-up over it.

Owns a car made in 1991. And by car I mean van. And by own I mean it's in his parents name and they pay the insurance because he can't afford it.

Once ate two P'Zones in one sitting; loves those new Mt. Dew flavored Doritos.

Self-diagnosed Aspergers. Thinks he deserves a handicapped parking space permit because of it.

Ayn Rand is mentioned at least 3 times on his Myspace profile.

 
Then I clicked his profile. "25 years old; from the UK".

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2705 on: June 21, 2008, 02:04:04 AM »
Peaguy's YouTube with his sword is featured in this Encyclopedia Dramatica article:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Asperger_Syndrome#Moar_Asspies_in_their_natural_habitat

 :laugh:

This one too: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/wheelchair-weezer-cheeseburger.php?page=8

And when they call me a fucking failure, they mean your daughter as well. ;)
:rofl:

P, it seems you are becoming quite a celebrity. Have you got a media career secretly planned out.

Actually it would be brilliant to see you replace the pricks that currently go on tour to speak about "their Autism" and being an "aspie". Just an image I have of you not so wowing the all so academic audience to these things... :evillaugh:

It's all about appearances, Hadron. I wonder what P is like in Real Life.
So are those conferences really, its one speech. I am sure P could pull off an absolute cracker of a show. Though most people are different irl to online I guess, I am curious to how much of a difference there is for each of the members here actually...

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2706 on: June 21, 2008, 03:09:30 AM »
Peaguy's YouTube with his sword is featured in this Encyclopedia Dramatica article:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Asperger_Syndrome#Moar_Asspies_in_their_natural_habitat

 :laugh:
I asked Peaguy if he knew about it in his ask away thread...
Actually it would be brilliant to see you replace the pricks that currently go on tour to speak about "their Autism" and being an "aspie". Just an image I have of you not so wowing the all so academic audience to these things... :evillaugh:
I would like to see Peaguy do this.

Am planning on doing that as well in October. The uneducated educating the educated.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2707 on: June 21, 2008, 11:52:26 AM »
 
  You know you're a nurse when..
 
  1) the front of your scrubs reads 'Nurses... here to
  save your ass, not kiss it!'
 
  2) you occasionally park in the space with the
  'physicians only' sign... and knock it over.
 
  3) you recognize that you can't cure stupid.
 
  4) you own at least three pens with the names of
  prescription medications on them.
 
    5) you believe that saying 'it can't get any worse'
  causes it to get worse just to show you it can.
 
  6) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.
 
  7) you believe that any job where you can drive to work
  in your pajamas is a cool one.
 
 8 ) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.
 
    9) you've been exposed to so many x-rays that you
  consider it a form of birth control.
 
  10) you've heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow
  ring, and twelve earrings say 'I'm afraid of shots.'
 
  11) you have seen more penises than any prostitute could
  dream of.
 
  12) you believe that not all patients are annoying...
  some are unconscious.
 
  13) your family and friends refuse to watch medical
  sitcoms with you because you spend the whole time
  correcting everyone and p ointing out upside down
  x-rays.
 
  14) you don't get excited about blood, unless it's your
  own.
 
  15) you've sworn to have 'do not resuscitate' tattooed on
  your chest. Soon.
 
  16) your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down
  to eat.
 
  17) your idea of a good time is a cardiac arrest at shift
  change.
 
  18) you believe in the aerial spraying of prozac.
 
  19) you believe that 'shallow gene pool' should be a
  recognized diagnosis.
 
  20) you believe that the government should require
  permits to reproduce.
 
    21) you've had to leave a patient's room before
  you begin to laugh uncontrollably. Absolutely true!!
 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2708 on: June 21, 2008, 02:11:32 PM »
10) you've heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow
  ring, and twelve earrings say 'I'm afraid of shots.'
 
I'm totally that patient.   :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2709 on: June 21, 2008, 03:17:30 PM »
Peaguy's YouTube with his sword is featured in this Encyclopedia Dramatica article:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Asperger_Syndrome#Moar_Asspies_in_their_natural_habitat

 :laugh:

This one too: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/wheelchair-weezer-cheeseburger.php?page=8

And when they call me a fucking failure, they mean your daughter as well. ;)
:rofl:

P, it seems you are becoming quite a celebrity. Have you got a media career secretly planned out.

Actually it would be brilliant to see you replace the pricks that currently go on tour to speak about "their Autism" and being an "aspie". Just an image I have of you not so wowing the all so academic audience to these things... :evillaugh:

It's all about appearances, Hadron. I wonder what P is like in Real Life.

IMHO, I believe that what you see is what you get!   :headbang2:

I doubt it. I think he puts on a show for us.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2710 on: June 21, 2008, 06:45:27 PM »
10) you've heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow
  ring, and twelve earrings say 'I'm afraid of shots.'
 
I'm totally that patient.   :laugh:

I thought of you when I posted that.  Well, if you ever show up at a medical facility that I'm working in, just let me know who you are and I'll cut you some slack!   8)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2711 on: June 22, 2008, 01:26:25 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2712 on: June 22, 2008, 01:33:18 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2713 on: June 22, 2008, 01:45:08 AM »
10) you've heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow
  ring, and twelve earrings say 'I'm afraid of shots.'
 
I'm totally that patient.   :laugh:

I thought of you when I posted that.  Well, if you ever show up at a medical facility that I'm working in, just let me know who you are and I'll cut you some slack!   8)

You mean you won't remember her ventilated ears?

I laughed so hard when you said, "Thank God you're here, ventilated ear woman," after she posted her ear picture.  Of course I think that she has 22 earrings, not 12.

How can someone with so many piercings be afraid of shots?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #2714 on: June 22, 2008, 07:17:20 AM »
10) you've heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow
  ring, and twelve earrings say 'I'm afraid of shots.'
 
I'm totally that patient.   :laugh:

I thought of you when I posted that.  Well, if you ever show up at a medical facility that I'm working in, just let me know who you are and I'll cut you some slack!   8)

You mean you won't remember her ventilated ears?

I laughed so hard when you said, "Thank God you're here, ventilated ear woman," after she posted her ear picture.  Of course I think that she has 22 earrings, not 12.

How can someone with so many piercings be afraid of shots?

I don't really know, but, it does happen!   My daughter has one piercing in each ear and she hates shots.  I don't mind getting shots, blood draws or IV's put in.  But, the idea of getting a peircing gives me the heebie jeebies.   :zoinks: