make someone laugh

[Tesla]

Related to the above:

[odeon]

Renaeden

[odeon]

Tesla

[DirtDawg]

No

I was just confused, it seemed like it came out of now where..and I was wondering "I wonder what that's about..." so I asked

If you say so.

 

... and next you're going to try to tell me that, brandishing your twelve foot lance, atop a dancing, high-strung steed, all the while keeping said lance trained on my throat, the thought of blazing courageously past any and ALL obstacles to her every defense, never entered your mind?


Uh huh.

[GalileoAce]

No
I was just confused, it seemed like it came out of now where..and I was wondering "I wonder what that's about..." so I asked

If you say so.
 
... and next you're going to try to tell me that, brandishing your twelve foot lance, atop a dancing, high-strung steed, all the while keeping said lance trained on my throat, the thought of blazing courageously past any and ALL obstacles to her every defense, never entered your mind?
Uh huh.

What the fuck are you on about?

[renaeden]

[Christopher McCandless]

Even the Mail occasionally has a funny story in it...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1025942/Middle-aged-male-teacher-sacked-bizarre-striptease-stunned-class.html

[El]

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

Lol at that part especially.  +

Peter, Ahayes would have loved your post.

“Four youths from Canberra, Australia pulled off a trick of breathtaking bravado in order to gain revenge on a mobile speed camera van operating in the area.

Three of the group approached the van and distracted the operator’s attention by asking a series of questions about how the equipment worked and how many cars the operator could catch in a day.

Meanwhile, the fourth musketeer sneaked to the front of the van and unscrewed its numberplate.

After bidding the van operator goodbye, the friends returned home, fixed the number plate to their car and drove through the camera’s radar at high speed – 17 times. As a result, the automated billing system issued 17 speeding tickets to itself.”

Hahahahahahahahahaa!

[Tesla]

[El]

Hot live chat:

    That was fuckin' twisted.

[Callaway]

 

Where did you find that?

[Callaway]

Hot live chat:

 

[Pyraxis]

 

[Tesla]

 

Where did you find that?

Amy showed it to me...  She came across it on http://www.hulu.com/

[renaeden]

What is it? (I am pathetic and can't click on one of those unless I know a bit of what it's about.

#202477 +(7167)- [X]

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

#212775 +(7171)- [X]

Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it

#583977 +(7422)- [X]

<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused

Apologies if I have posted these before.