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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1545 on: October 01, 2007, 06:24:17 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1546 on: October 01, 2007, 11:58:45 PM »
Quote from: calandale on October 01, 2007, 05:37:03 PM
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on October 01, 2007, 12:31:47 PM
Yeah for bandwidth concerns, but it still is not guaranteed so packets can be and do get lost. 

Right, but you also don't really mind missing a few packets.
Plus, UDP is so inherently unfair, that as long as it's only
a small part of the overall traffic, you can steal bandwidth
from silly TCP users.  :green:
I know why it works.  Just after that you need QoS (Quality of Service) and is different on the router side.   Not really a good thing either bandwith wise.  Especially not for security.   Great for VoIP if you aren't a target of spyware and such even with QoS.

http://voip.about.com/od/voipbasics/a/voipproblems.htm
http://voip.about.com/od/security/a/SecuThreats.htm (this is the big problem for some businesses)
http://pcworld.about.com/news/May052005id120668.htm
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1547 on: October 02, 2007, 02:16:50 AM »
<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1548 on: October 02, 2007, 02:25:57 AM »
^ :laugh:

Just for us!
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1549 on: October 02, 2007, 06:25:37 AM »
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1550 on: October 02, 2007, 07:12:09 AM »
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1551 on: October 02, 2007, 10:05:15 PM »
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
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<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
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<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
<hokage> *cries*, scary....
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<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
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:laugh: Some more here: http://www.bash.org/?top
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1552 on: October 03, 2007, 05:27:18 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1553 on: October 03, 2007, 06:54:57 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1554 on: October 03, 2007, 06:41:36 PM »

Steven Wright:

“So I’ve been e-mailing my answering machine which has been sending faxes to my cellular subconscious which has call waiting so in case I’m thinking about something else I can get back to myself later.”


“I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit but it wouldn’t matter.”


“I went to take her out. Her father said, ‘I want her home by eight fifteen.' I said, ‘The middle of August? That’s cool.’”
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Best Youtube video ever.
« Reply #1555 on: October 04, 2007, 07:55:38 AM »
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Den som läser detta är dum.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1556 on: October 04, 2007, 08:27:44 AM »
Good to see you here.


The first cat reminds me of
one we had when I was young.

The camera man seems to have
some issues, however.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1557 on: October 04, 2007, 09:22:40 AM »
Polish man goes into off-licence. 
Says to man behind counter:
"Could you recommend me your finest port?"
And the shopkeeper says to him:
"Aye, Southampton - now fuck off!"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1558 on: October 05, 2007, 12:46:06 AM »
zer0, that was such a laugh. Saw it about six months ago but still laughed just as much today. I have a feeling that guy rarely yells at his cats like that, judging by the looks of complete shock on their faces.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1559 on: October 05, 2007, 08:19:27 PM »
Quote from: Friar Tuck on July 20, 2006, 03:14:06 PM
I suggest that you don't watch this at work, and remove the kiddies from the room before clicking on this. This a clip from a movie I plan on buying soon. So funny but oh so wrong.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4CZObgajyAU&search=grandma%27s%20boy

"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation."

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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