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Offline Peter

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1320 on: August 22, 2007, 10:52:31 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 22, 2007, 08:16:36 AM
Quote from: renaeden on August 22, 2007, 06:43:08 AM
I never got to read this one...



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I loved those.

I kept losing.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1321 on: August 22, 2007, 01:32:21 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on August 22, 2007, 09:22:23 AM
I loved Choose Your Own Adventure as well.   Didn't most kids though?   The artwork on that makes me want to think back on whether I actually read that one or not.

Its actual title was THE ANTIMATTER FORMULA, by Jay Leibold.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1322 on: August 22, 2007, 02:37:18 PM »
MIS-DIAGNOSIS
 
 Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
 walking with his legs spread apart.

 One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome.
 Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
 Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."
 
 Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They  approached
 him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and
 couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the
syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

 The old man said: "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think."
 
One of the students said: "I think it's Petry Syndrome."
   
 The old man said: "You thought......... but you are wrong."
 
 Then the other student said: "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
 
 The old man said: "You thought.......... but you are wrong.
 
 So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"
 
 The old man said: "I thought it was GAS........... but I was wrong."



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1323 on: August 23, 2007, 05:13:38 AM »
This has to be the funniest thread ever to appear on a mountain biking forum... check out the adventures of the poster 'blu-tone'. I cried.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1324 on: August 23, 2007, 05:49:15 AM »
 :lol: :lol:

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As these foolish thoughts are noodling around in my head a butterfly in the Amazon flaps it's wings. . . . .

A storm of geological cataclysmic ferocity fuelled by an apopleptic "Agent" Picolax is gathering pace, mass and will reveal itself too late upon the unwary.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1325 on: August 23, 2007, 08:19:57 AM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on August 23, 2007, 05:13:38 AM
This has to be the funniest thread ever to appear on a mountain biking forum... check out the adventures of the poster 'blu-tone'. I cried.

I didn't cry, but I had to stop eating for fear of asphyxiation.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1326 on: August 23, 2007, 02:55:41 PM »
I saw this the other day but didn't have a camera; I finally bothered to actually take a picture and thought I'd share, though honestly I want to go backa again with a friend and have them take a picture of me standing/posing next to the sign.

Yes, I'm immature.  So shoot me.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1327 on: August 23, 2007, 04:01:16 PM »
I don't get it...Am I missing something?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1328 on: August 23, 2007, 04:04:32 PM »
It is a stop sign at Beaver Street.   We have a Beaver Street around here, it isn't the best place to stop at though haha (they are restoring the ghetto parts).   There are places to stop and eat on Beaver Street.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1329 on: August 23, 2007, 04:06:51 PM »
i loved those choose your adventure books, i read one about a vampire. i can't remember how it ended.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1330 on: August 23, 2007, 07:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Pennywise on August 23, 2007, 04:06:51 PM
i loved those choose your adventure books, i read one about a vampire. i can't remember how it ended.
There were like three vampire ones, including a space vampie one with a vamp that could grow his neck like three fucking feet extra (which you'd die if you didn't anticpate- that's the only ending I remember because the artwork for that death was fucked up).
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1331 on: August 23, 2007, 07:22:33 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 23, 2007, 07:19:33 PM
Quote from: Pennywise on August 23, 2007, 04:06:51 PM
i loved those choose your adventure books, i read one about a vampire. i can't remember how it ended.
There were like three vampire ones, including a space vampie one with a vamp that could grow his neck like three fucking feet extra (which you'd die if you didn't anticpate- that's the only ending I remember because the artwork for that death was fucked up).

I read all of those that might school library had.  Many times, in fact.  However, I only remember the first one -- Third Planet from Altair.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1332 on: August 23, 2007, 07:23:19 PM »
Never let your kids play with flip phones.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1333 on: August 23, 2007, 07:24:22 PM »

Would you? Could you?
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #1334 on: August 23, 2007, 07:32:51 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on August 23, 2007, 02:55:41 PM
I saw this the other day but didn't have a camera; I finally bothered to actually take a picture and thought I'd share, though honestly I want to go backa again with a friend and have them take a picture of me standing/posing next to the sign.

Yes, I'm immature.  So shoot me.

Yeah your immature, but your just so cute, I want to just eat you up.  Except I gave up cannibalism for Lent, as well as Beavers. :P
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