Too much STFU
My niece blow drying her hair. Every few mins she turns off the hairdryer and calls me to see if any messages have come on her phone. "Why don't you take it upstairs with you" i ask, and she says "because i won't hear it i got the hairdryer on"
Some kids a few doors up are having a party and got a bouncy castle so really shrill screams and squeels at proper headache levels.
My own kid out the back talking to Lola.
Next doors yappy dog.
My own two dogs joining in.
Some girls walking past chatting.
The weed man over the road is outside cleaning his spanky new silver white Audi and is blasting out Nas. I like Nas.
Thank fuck the telly is paused.
AAAggghhh just STFU