American dad coming on TV (the intro, its just starting), the click and tap of my fingers on the keyboard of the computer, and a very faint hissing intermittently coming from my e-cig, rustling as I dip into a big bag full of snacks accompanied by the occasional swear word because my heels are hurting like crazy, the click-pop of a can of coke being opened (I got two tenpacks of cans for 3 quid each, I'd barely have got two big bottles for that, if at all. The sound of munching snacks, the sound of the occasional line of oxy going up my hooter and the striking of matches as I light my cigar. And whilst not happened yet, there is an imminent eruption about to take place, namely of a coke-induced loud and resonant belch.
Don't know what it is, but there is something about coke (the drink, I mean not the white powder coming from peru, bolivia and colombia) that more than any other soft drink, makes me (and my old man too) belch like crazy, A few swallows and it starts a'brewin' in moments. Other canned/bottled soft drinks don't do the same, they do making me burp like anybody else but nothing near the way coke does. It must be carbonated at a higher pressure of CO2, because it really does have a massive difference in the belch-inducing propensity compared to all other soft carbonated drinks I've ever had. I could drink cans, or bottles of other kinds of pop before wanting to loose the pressure-relief valve some, but only a few mouthfuls of coke is enough to make me cut loose before I've even finished one can, and whilst with regular pop, its a regular burp, after a big serving, a liter or more, in one go, the thing from a few mouthfuls of coke is not a burp, its a window-shaking vicious monstrosity that'd level a heavy main battle tank.
*another line of oxy*
then..wait,, wait, waiit,, wait for it, wait for
i....GLLLLEERRRUUGGHHKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNGHHHnnyyaarrkkhGGGKKLLHHHGRRRNNNGGHHNKKHHHHHH!!
Too late :p
