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Offline rayne

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be gentle... its my first time
« on: August 12, 2008, 08:19:54 AM »
Hey hey :)

I was recommended to come to this site by Sir_Les. I joined as I've just managed to bullshit my way through an exam on feminist theory in the 20th century.

2 sentences that I'm sure have made up opinions about me already :)
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 08:22:59 AM »
Welcome aboard mate.  :clap:

Now first things first I have to try to find Randy for you. He is going to like you.  ;D
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 08:29:15 AM »
Hi Rayne.

Welcome to Intensity.

I would like to hear more about feminist theory in the 20th century.

Would you describe yourself as the sensitive type?
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 10:19:53 AM »
Are you totally new, or just a new account?.....

male/female?

stats:

are you a virgin yet?

Are you A/S positive?
« Last Edit: August 12, 2008, 12:13:21 PM by driftingblizzard »
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 10:20:44 AM »
Hello, welcome to I2 n00b.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 11:38:38 AM »
Quote from: rayne on August 12, 2008, 08:19:54 AM
Hey hey :)

I was recommended to come to this site by Sir_Les. I joined as I've just managed to bullshit my way through an exam on feminist theory in the 20th century.

2 sentences that I'm sure have made up opinions about me already :)

yay!  i like the sound of that.   :thumbup:

welcome, rayne.  /waves.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 01:07:40 PM »
Welcome to Intensity, n00b. Now, please tell me that you are not a closet Nazi.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2008, 02:45:09 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 12, 2008, 01:07:40 PM
Welcome to Intensity, n00b. Now, please tell me that you are not a closet Nazi.

Aww c'mon, you know you lurve the closet Nazis.

Hang on, or was it the Flaming Nazis?

Oh Hai New person!
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2008, 02:46:45 PM »
howdy
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2008, 02:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on August 12, 2008, 02:45:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 12, 2008, 01:07:40 PM
Welcome to Intensity, n00b. Now, please tell me that you are not a closet Nazi.

Aww c'mon, you know you lurve the closet Nazis.

Hang on, or was it the Flaming Nazis?

Oh Hai New person!

Yeah, I know. They need hugging.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2008, 05:26:13 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 12, 2008, 02:59:41 PM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on August 12, 2008, 02:45:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 12, 2008, 01:07:40 PM
Welcome to Intensity, n00b. Now, please tell me that you are not a closet Nazi.

Aww c'mon, you know you lurve the closet Nazis.

Hang on, or was it the Flaming Nazis?

Oh Hai New person!

Yeah, I know. They need hugging.

Yes, to put out the flames.  :laugh:
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2008, 07:39:47 AM »
Choking the flames is a good idea, actually. :P
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2008, 07:42:02 AM »
*yawn* Ignore.

Boring bastid.
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Offline rayne

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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2008, 09:06:42 AM »
Thank you for all your kind responses - seriously, I feel more touched than a Viatnemese hooker at Gary Glitter's place but not as paid off to keep my big mouth shut :(

In response to a few questions, I am very sensitive... I cry at the Persil advert. On the other hand I drive around in GTA listening to Classic FM killing people. Oh, and I get upset at the end of Terminator 2.

I am totally new, I hate respawning. Respawning is for masochists and 14 year old Halo players on Live. I fucking hate Halo. And I'm female.

I haz teh Aspergurz yes. And I am a virgin, I bought a new hymen on ebay and fit it and now I feel the way my Irish Catholic grandma always wanted me to feel... full of sin and guilt.

Oh, and yes, I am a Nazi. I just wanted the chance to have a shot at Eva Braun. If she could fuck a meglomaniac with tics who liked to gas people, I'm sure I've got a shot. Dirty bitch, I bet she'd do it doggystyle.
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Re: be gentle... its my first time
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2008, 09:13:40 AM »
Hmmmm....Nazi?
Fuck Randy....I want to introduce you to Illusionist. Fine little Nazi clone.

I think you made a good decision coming here.   :evillaugh:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap
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