Insult the Person Above You without Using Profanity

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.

That is just plain mean.

And may you spill orange juice all over your console. 

[Silk]

May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.

That is just plain mean.

And may you spill orange juice all over your console. 

I hope a cat pees on your console.

[Nocturnalist!]

If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it

[Silk]

If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it

In my case, that would a compliment. I like lingering in the outer edges of dark chaos while watching others falter and stumble in the glaring core of existence.

Oh, your mother wears combat boots.

[The_Chosen_One]

May your video player chew up your favourite tape, your DVD self destruct and your computer melt-down on boot-up......

All at the same time.

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

May your video player chew up your favourite tape, your DVD self destruct and your computer melt-down on boot-up......

All at the same time.

Actually, I think that's already happened once or twice, lol.

Insult: You know you really should stay out of the dairy section. Cheese is not an appropriate alternative to deodorant. 

[enronh]

You're so large when you jumped in the pool the splash could be seen from space and you needed a skateboard to get back out out

[odeon]

You once auditioned for American Idol. Funny thing was, you were accepted as American Idiot.

You got in there too. It's a very large village.

[odeon]

May the X button on your PS2 fail just as you are about to make that critical jump and your game locks.

That is just plain mean.

And may you spill orange juice all over your console. 

And Coca Cola on your keyboard.

[odeon]

If there is a bright centre to the Aspie Universe, that member is the farthest from it

It's that Dopler guy, isn't it? Or Alex Plank.

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

Yo mama's so fat that when she tries to use a compass it points to her head! 

[The_Chosen_One]

Was that you who I saw as the new exhibit in the gorilla cage at the zoo last night? No? That's right, gorillas have some sort of intelligence.....

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

Was that you who I saw as the new exhibit in the gorilla cage at the zoo last night? No? That's right, gorillas have some sort of intelligence.....

No, it was yo mama! 

[Alex179]

Can't tie their shoes without drooling all over themselves.

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

Can't tie their shoes without drooling all over themselves.

^ Can't tie their shoes.