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Kosmonaut

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #240 on: August 29, 2007, 07:17:51 AM »
Low - Death of a Salesman

So I took my guitar
And I threw down some chords
And some words I could sing without shame

And I soon had a song
I played it around
For some friends but they all said the same

They said music's for fools
You should go back to school
The future is prisms and math

So I did what they said
Now my children are fed
'Cause they pay me to do what I'm asked

I forgot all my songs
The words now are wrong
And I burned my guitar in a rage

But the fire came to rest
In your white velvet breast
So somehow I just know that it's safe

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #241 on: September 01, 2007, 06:30:35 PM »
Some more Low

we'll call it starfire, who will know?
i want a station of my own
i have the tools
i have my rules

i'll load the back and you can drive
broken bodies all the time
let's take a ride
starfire tonight
ten thousand miles away
away

la la la la la la la la...

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #242 on: September 02, 2007, 12:32:42 PM »
Medical Love Song, Monty Python

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green

My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down

My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear

Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine

Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #243 on: September 02, 2007, 06:03:03 PM »
Who're you dedicating THAT one to, Kubricworld?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #244 on: September 02, 2007, 10:00:12 PM »
Who're you dedicating THAT one to, Kubricworld?

Nice huh? Well since you asked Elle its all yours!

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #245 on: September 03, 2007, 04:39:40 AM »

Didn't know bowie covered this. Hmmm....

I thought he wrote it.

Indeed. I always assumed Hunter did.
Neat.

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #246 on: September 03, 2007, 07:56:52 AM »
It's not a case of doing
what's right
It's just the way I feel that matters
Tell me I'm wrong
I don't really care

It's not a case of share and share alike
I take what I require
I don't understand ...
You say it's not fair

You expect me to act
Like a lover
Consider my moves
And deserve the reward
To hold you in my arms
And wait
And wait
And wait
For something to happen

It's not a case of telling the truth
Some lines just fit the situation
Call me a liar
You would anyway

It's not a case of aiming to please
You know you're always crying
It's just your part
In the play for today

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #247 on: September 03, 2007, 08:13:21 AM »
 :plus:

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #248 on: September 05, 2007, 07:37:09 AM »
"Love Sandwich"

Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
You don't want no pastrami,
And no corned beef on rye
Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy

chorus:
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

This ain't the kind of snack
That you get from your mommy
Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami
Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip
Cuz, baby you haven't had nothing til you've had my miracle whip

(chorus)

Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video
Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the
Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three
And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah!

Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
Let me tell you 'bout
The funky love sandwich
Me and Steve are the bread
And you're the meat, bitch!

(chorus)

Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh (4x)

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #249 on: September 05, 2007, 07:40:29 AM »
Drop

so much that i can't say to you
my voice shakes from the hurt that i hide
ashamed of my existence
and of my petty often wounded pride
i'd like to come home to see you
and to catch your sickness by the bedside
but then you'd know how much i really need you

all the love in an instant
makes my life stop
but then my hate for you
makes my feelings altogether drop

if only i were blind to your selfish fling
and your desperate cause
and didn't press you for the details
that threaten my physical flaws

i'd like to come home to see you
and embrace your illness under soft light
but then you'd know how much i really need you

all the love in an instant
makes my life stop
but then my hate for you
makes my feelings altogether drop

so much that i can say to you
with affection that i burn inside
you're aching from the distance
avoiding strain that's running still alive
if only i could heal you in the sprinkling of the ocean side
but then you'd know how much i really love you

all the love in an instant
makes my life stop
but then my hate for you
makes my feelings altogether drop

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #250 on: September 05, 2007, 07:50:24 AM »
Any chance you nice folks could give us the name and artist when you post..    ;D

Kosmo you get your Creedence tapes back yet?

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #251 on: September 05, 2007, 07:52:03 AM »
Oops I usually do- mine was Nerf herder although I doubt you were asking me, I just posted that for my own amusement  :laugh:

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« Reply #252 on: September 05, 2007, 08:42:41 AM »
Any chance you nice folks could give us the name and artist when you post..    ;D

Kosmo you get your Creedence tapes back yet?

Im not holding much hope of seeing them again, Tony. Or is it Andy, or Jim - is there a real you ?
 

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #253 on: September 05, 2007, 12:30:33 PM »
Any chance you nice folks could give us the name and artist when you post..    ;D

Kosmo you get your Creedence tapes back yet?

Im not holding much hope of seeing them again, Tony. Or is it Andy, or Jim - is there a real you ?
 

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Re: song lyrics for you: I² members
« Reply #254 on: September 05, 2007, 03:31:09 PM »
Any chance you nice folks could give us the name and artist when you post..    ;D

Kosmo you get your Creedence tapes back yet?

Im not holding much hope of seeing them again, Tony. Or is it Andy, or Jim - is there a real you ?
 

Who knows, but I know you're a real asshole.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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