Happy Birthday, McJagger.

[duncvis]

*lubes up and tries to look sensitive and misunderstood*

[McGiver]

the posted pic is emo enough 

[duncvis]

thats Salad Fingers, birthday boy.

[McGiver]

i meant the teddy bear picture.

[duncvis]

whats remotely emo about it? I'm even smiling. 

[McGiver]

yeah, its that approachable look to your smile, and that understanding look in your eyes.

[duncvis]

Deceptive isn't it? 

[Merry Widow]

Wholly emolly, batman.

that's spooky. i called Callaway "Batman" in the admin forum, a few hours ago.

[McGiver]

would you like to act as the director for this little tryst.

[Merry Widow]

nope; i might get caught in the crossfire - and semen is such a persistent stain.

[Eamonn]

Wholly emolly, batman.

that's spooky. i called Callaway "Batman" in the admin forum, a few hours ago.

I have powers far beyond what you mortals comprehension. Plus we have been spawned off the same star but you remain mortal because you havent reached the 85%* of the brain that remains unused by humans.

*97% if you're American, Danlo or peegai.

[Merry Widow]

i don't care about that - i want to know which one of us gets to fight crime whilst wearing sexy green tights.

[Lucifer]

thats Salad Fingers, birthday boy.

waaaaah!  waaaaaah!  that's fucking scary!  shiver, shiver, shudder.  don't like that at all.  yuck.

i notice it's the ol' Boards of Canada in the background, though - wondered how you got to it. 

[Danlo]

Wholly emolly, batman.

that's spooky. i called Callaway "Batman" in the admin forum, a few hours ago.

I have powers far beyond what you mortals comprehension. Plus we have been spawned off the same star but you remain mortal because you havent reached the 85%* of the brain that remains unused by humans.

*97% if you're American, Danlo or peegai.

If by "powers" you mean powers of stupidity, then you're by far in a league of your own. If this is all you can come up with after apparently having reached the 85% of the brain unused, then the only conclusion we can come to is that your brain capacity is greatly diminished from what is normal. Peegai and myself, if we are indeed at 97%, it would have to be because our brains are so much more advanced than your own.

[peegai]

Wholly emolly, batman.

that's spooky. i called Callaway "Batman" in the admin forum, a few hours ago.

I have powers far beyond what you mortals comprehension. Plus we have been spawned off the same star but you remain mortal because you havent reached the 85%* of the brain that remains unused by humans.

*97% if you're American, Danlo or peegai.

If there was one thing that I would acknowledge where your mental powers exceed my own, it would have to be your poor understanding of English grammar. It's so unbelievable, it makes me weep.

All hail King Grammar Tard.