Between the sheets - fortune cookie style

[Celticgoddess]

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation...between the sheets.

(Shouldn't that be "Sex is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation? Just curious )

['andersom']

You will take a chance in something in the near future between the sheets.

[Celticgoddess]

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking, between the sheets.

[Blasted]

I want someone hot in between the sheets

[Celticgoddess]

Let there be magic in your smile and firmness in your handshake in between the sheets. 

[Callaway]

Romance is likely; strike up a conversation...between the sheets.

The biggest security gap is an open mouth...between the sheets.

['andersom']

God will not only listen to your prayers, but also will make them come true between the sheets.

[Celticgoddess]

*makes a mental note to pray daily*

You are a true and sincere friend between the sheets.

['andersom']

* has added same mental note *

This one is a bit creepy:

A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.





Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.

[Celticgoddess]

* has added same mental note *

This one is a bit creepy:

A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.

Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.

True. A dire warning not to take blokes like that to bed if you still haven't tackled mt. Washmore. Thank goodness the fortune cookie gods are looking out for domestic goddesses like us.

['andersom']

* has added same mental note *

This one is a bit creepy:

A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.

Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.

True. A dire warning not to take blokes like that to bed if you still haven't tackled mt. Washmore. Thank goodness the fortune cookie gods are looking out for domestic goddesses like us.

pristine, praying and barefoot. 

No doing the barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen again though.

[Celticgoddess]

* has added same mental note *

This one is a bit creepy:

A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood between the sheets.

Probably a warning not to go for scholars or martyrs between the sheets if you don't like washing that much.

True. A dire warning not to take blokes like that to bed if you still haven't tackled mt. Washmore. Thank goodness the fortune cookie gods are looking out for domestic goddesses like us.

pristine, praying and barefoot. 

No doing the barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen again though.

Me neither

['andersom']

German proverb: no trees reach the sky between the sheets.



 :lol:

[Celticgoddess]

To get respect from others, one must first give respect to others between the sheets.

(So I've got to sleep with everyone here to get a little respect? )

[El]

Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets because you randomly sneak up on people and 69 them without warning.

You forgot a part.

How the hell do you do a sneak 69???  You can't exactly come up behind the person.