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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2009, 08:22:47 AM »
Smiling often can make you look and feel younger - between the sheets  :zoinks:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2009, 10:19:08 AM »
Consolidate your interest while the lights are active - between the sheets

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2009, 10:46:33 AM »
Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets.

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2009, 11:04:05 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 23, 2009, 10:46:33 AM
Opportunities to shine in your career will materialize soon...between the sheets because you randomly sneak up on people and 69 them without warning.
You forgot a part. :green:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2009, 11:11:26 AM »
A financial venture may turn a profit sooner than expected ... between the sheets.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2009, 11:39:41 AM »
A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife ... between the sheets.

Don't know what to think of this  :P
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2009, 11:47:42 AM »
^ I can guarantee it wasn't a woman who wrote that one. :P

"The secret of staying young is good health and lying about your age...between the sheets"

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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2009, 01:05:45 PM »
In dreams and in life, nothing is impossible...between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2009, 08:48:27 PM »
To treat diarrhea take Immodium - between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2009, 09:05:25 PM »
Quote from: PPK on October 23, 2009, 08:48:27 PM
To treat diarrhea take Immodium - between the sheets.

Did you seriously get that? :lol:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2009, 09:06:27 PM »
No it just fit.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2009, 01:38:08 AM »
Back away from people who are impulsive between the sheets.
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2009, 04:25:36 PM »
Excitement and intrigue follow you where you go between the sheets.  :headbang2:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2009, 05:10:06 PM »
You have unusual tools for success, use them properly...between the sheets. :eyebrows:
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Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2009, 05:16:37 PM »
There is a gradual improvement. Feelings are sweet and tender... between the sheets.

http://www.virtualfortunecookies.com/
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