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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2008, 04:50:30 PM »
This one's a real classic...


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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2008, 05:01:13 PM »
This one's a real classic...



A sign of the times, human de-evolution!   :laugh:

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2008, 05:11:22 PM »
This one's a real classic...


Actually that one makes perfect sense to me. Some parachutist types might need reminding....

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2008, 05:14:15 PM »
This one's a real classic...


Actually that one makes perfect sense to me. Some parachutist types might need reminding....

Somehow I don't see you making that mistake!

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2008, 06:10:04 PM »
This one's a real classic...


Actually that one makes perfect sense to me. Some parachutist types might need reminding....

Somehow I don't see you making that mistake!
Yup, but others might. You get some real morons doing skydiving unfortunately though...

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2008, 07:07:11 PM »
This one's a real classic...


Actually that one makes perfect sense to me. Some parachutist types might need reminding....

Somehow I don't see you making that mistake!
Yup, but others might. You get some real morons doing skydiving unfortunately though...

True, there's always one more idiot than you anticipated!  Factoid #1 of life! 

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2008, 07:26:54 PM »
Only one? Sheltered life you're leading over there.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2008, 05:48:12 AM »
Only one? Sheltered life you're leading over there.
It depends if you assume everyone else is an idiot ;)

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2008, 09:27:58 PM »
I have always had a laugh at the air spary cans you get for the computer.  For god sakes don't put them in your ear  :headbang2:

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2008, 02:10:35 PM »

... or the kiddie pools, made for sitting infants and toddler wannabes. They hold four inches of water and it clearly states on the side:

No Diving!



... ya, THINK?
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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2008, 11:09:10 PM »


My latest favorite ...

Warning: This sandwich wrap may not protect your clothes from spills or stains.

You gotta be kidding me!  :zoinks:
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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2008, 05:40:38 AM »
Got another knif for work yesterday

Warning this knife is meant for cutting
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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2008, 10:36:38 AM »

Yep, knife manufacturers are weird, too. I guess they have to be.

A case of box cutters we got recently at work warned: "This cutting utensil provides no applicable safety features when the blade is fully extended."

I guess not extending the blade fully is an optional safety feature. We got the retractable blades because one of the guys cut his thumb to the bone opening a box a couple of weeks ago with a new blade in one of those single-edge razor blade handles. Cutting across your body is always likely to cut you. Some people already know this.

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2008, 12:43:29 PM »
This one's a real classic...


Actually that one makes perfect sense to me. Some parachutist types might need reminding....

Somehow I don't see you making that mistake!
Yup, but others might. You get some real morons doing skydiving unfortunately though...

I would have though skydiving was one thing that would naturally weed out those too stupid to do it.

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Re: Stupid fucking warning signs!
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2008, 12:44:33 PM »

... or the kiddie pools, made for sitting infants and toddler wannabes. They hold four inches of water and it clearly states on the side:

No Diving!



... ya, THINK?

Is that a warning or more of a product feature?