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Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« on: July 01, 2008, 10:04:35 PM »
You are her wisdom tooth.


You are white and crowned with gold.   

You can crush vegetable, or meat.


You will be with her always, unless you go bad and get pulled.
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 10:17:36 PM »
Link?

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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 04:06:43 AM »
its not real, I was just making it up out of boredom!
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2008, 10:25:41 PM »
I want to be the one that she licks the most.
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2008, 04:03:20 PM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on July 01, 2008, 10:04:35 PM
You are her wisdom tooth.


You are white and crowned with gold.   

You can crush vegetable, or meat.


You will be with her always, unless you go bad and get pulled.

 :plus: Genius.
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2008, 05:47:59 AM »
Thank you Beatle Soul, nice of you to say that.

BTW, all of my responses are made up, even the ones from the real on-line personality test games... 
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2008, 05:58:53 AM »
Can I just suck on her teets?

(ps she is so fine!)

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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2008, 06:02:54 AM »
DAAAAAUUM!  Where did you get that picture!  She IS so fine.  And playful like a kitten, I like that in a girl.   
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2008, 06:50:43 AM »
The Keys to Your Life


Anything good in your life comes from seeking the simple happiness of others.


You are a giving to a fault, even when this jepordizes your own survival.


Anything bad in your life is usually deserved, although others scheme against you, behind your back.


You are a very health conscious person. You are going to have a long miserable life!

http://www.blogthings.com/thekeystoyourlife/ 


(I made this one up too)....
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2008, 04:12:34 AM »
I used to have a bit of a thing for Natalie Portman, but she never replied to my e-mails.
I got bored and she shaved her head.
Also, she is a terrible actress; although excellent at playing jail-bait, (eg.  Leon and Beautiful Girls), she is too old for them parts now.
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2008, 02:06:37 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on July 03, 2008, 10:25:41 PM
I want to be the one that she licks the most.

Took the words right out of my mouth  :lol:
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Re: Which of Natalie Portman's 46 teeth are you?
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2008, 09:47:15 AM »
Quote from: The Go-Getter on August 13, 2008, 02:06:37 PM
Quote from: Tesla on July 03, 2008, 10:25:41 PM
I want to be the one that she licks the most.

Took the words right out of my mouth  :lol:

why you naughty girl......  how very nice.    :thumbup:

*now I know who you are*   Hi.
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