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Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« on: June 30, 2008, 07:58:05 PM »
Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes

God damn it I am so fucking sick of that Valtrex commercials

Not the real add but a funny version
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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 08:22:51 PM »
 :plus: :lol:
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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 11:34:44 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 08:12:01 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on June 30, 2008, 11:34:44 PM
:lol:

 :plus:
OK, callaway, I have to plsu you too, because the rationale you gave for plussing parts is fucking amazing out of context.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 09:06:15 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 01, 2008, 08:12:01 AM
Quote from: Callaway on June 30, 2008, 11:34:44 PM
:lol:

 :plus:
OK, callaway, I have to plsu you too, because the rationale you gave for plussing parts is fucking amazing out of context.

:LMAO:

Now I have to plus you since you made me look at it again and clarify what I actually meant.
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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2008, 02:11:52 PM »
My sweet babboo has the herpes. Takes Acyclovir. Has had three outbreaks in the last 3.5 years. I'm safe, so far.  :thumbup:
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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2008, 05:10:48 PM »
Quote from: wandrew on July 07, 2008, 02:11:52 PM
My sweet babboo has the herpes. Takes Acyclovir. Has had three outbreaks in the last 3.5 years. I'm safe, so far.  :thumbup:

Did you play Parts' commercial?

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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 04:34:39 AM »
Unlike love, herpes is forever, but there's some new research that may change that by preventing the virus from entering a dormant state.

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/health/dn14243-no-place-to-hide-for-herpes-virus.html
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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 04:56:25 AM »
Thank god I missed the herpes boat.
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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 09:04:56 AM »
This is why I refuse to have sex and stay a virgin.
It's all the mind, ya know. All I need are Ringo pics and my vibrator.
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Re: Did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2008, 11:39:02 AM »
Quote from: Beatle Soul on July 11, 2008, 09:04:56 AM
This is why I refuse to have sex and stay a virgin.
It's all the mind, ya know. All I need are Ringo pics and my vibrator.
OK, I really want to start a vibrator thread in the sex forum.
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