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How were you a dick to someone today?
« on: June 28, 2008, 04:09:21 PM »
We all are dicks some times. Name  fun way  you where lately

Neighbors are having a block party and blocked my wife's car in so when they moved to go get something I parked my truck just far enough away from her car and close enough to my driveway that nobody can park in front of my house taking up about 4 spots and leaving my driveway empty >:D
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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2008, 04:40:09 PM »
I have an excessively loud Mac trimmer that I like to take out at 9:00 in the morning after my neighbor's been on a weekend bender.

Actually he's not bad, but he's always buying beer, and toys for his quads and "forgetting" to pay his trash bill. Three weeks worth of piled up trash and 90 degree days.   :O_o:
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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2008, 08:32:41 AM »
Does being a cunt count?
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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2008, 11:03:05 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 29, 2008, 08:32:41 AM
Does being a cunt count?

Of course  :laugh:
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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2008, 11:18:02 AM »
Quote from: parts on June 29, 2008, 11:03:05 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 29, 2008, 08:32:41 AM
Does being a cunt count?

Of course  :laugh:
Than I was, have been, and probably shall be very cuntly in numerous ways.
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2008, 01:51:49 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 29, 2008, 11:18:02 AM
Quote from: parts on June 29, 2008, 11:03:05 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 29, 2008, 08:32:41 AM
Does being a cunt count?

Of course  :laugh:
Than I was, have been, and probably shall be very cuntly in numerous ways.

That's the attitude spread the luv around :laugh:
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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2008, 02:50:53 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 29, 2008, 01:51:49 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 29, 2008, 11:18:02 AM
Quote from: parts on June 29, 2008, 11:03:05 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 29, 2008, 08:32:41 AM
Does being a cunt count?

Of course  :laugh:
Than I was, have been, and probably shall be very cuntly in numerous ways.

That's the attitude spread the luv around :laugh:
Hell yeah!  Slutty cuntliness FTW!
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2008, 02:51:13 PM »
I was required to take a forty minute "online course" and pass a test today on the subject of harassment (of all kinds) in the workplace. I already know all this shit!

I went through the test and scored a Perfect Zero Percent (that was the "dick" part), getting every scenario exactly as wrong as possible, in order to prove that I DO recognize what is required of me. I printed out my test results and showed the boss. I asked him if he could do as well, pointing out that if I did not know how to behave in a proper Human Resource friendly way, I could not possibly have gotten a perfect zero score.

He laughed at some of my answers, but he still made me take the test again. This time he expected a perfect One Hundred Percent score, which I promptly produced.


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Re: How were you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2008, 01:21:18 AM »
I am, by changing the title of this thread.

couldn't help it, it asked me to.
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Re: How were you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2008, 05:28:04 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on June 30, 2008, 01:21:18 AM
I am, by changing the title of this thread.

couldn't help it, it asked me to.

Did I make a typo :-[
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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2008, 06:57:15 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 29, 2008, 02:51:13 PM
I went through the test and scored a Perfect Zero Percent (that was the "dick" part), getting every scenario exactly as wrong as possible, in order to prove that I DO recognize what is required of me.

 :lol: You must have been a terror in school.
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Re: How where you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2008, 02:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 30, 2008, 06:57:15 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 29, 2008, 02:51:13 PM
I went through the test and scored a Perfect Zero Percent (that was the "dick" part), getting every scenario exactly as wrong as possible, in order to prove that I DO recognize what is required of me.

 :lol: You must have been a terror in school.

Yeah, but most of my teachers had no sense of humor.

I flunked English, but I really should not have. I do OK with English, mostly.

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Re: How were you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2008, 11:48:31 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 30, 2008, 05:28:04 AM
Quote from: renaeden on June 30, 2008, 01:21:18 AM
I am, by changing the title of this thread.

couldn't help it, it asked me to.

Did I make a typo :-[
Yes, a small one. I only picked on it because it was in the title and I didn't get it at first.

I haven't been a dick today (yet).
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Re: How were you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 02:55:07 AM »
I did nothing today, nor did my dick. So we are alike.
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Re: How were you a dick to someone today?
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2008, 06:33:12 AM »
I laughed and bragged to a kid I was babysitting when I beat him at battleships.

Well he asked for it, he was bragging when he knocked down half of my ships.

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