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the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« on: June 16, 2008, 07:55:44 PM »
Just found out about a website that generates the nicknames people might get if they went to prison...

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/

...so I tried it out on a few names and here are the results:

Bob Wright-B.F. Goodlick
Matthew Israel-Fist Fucker
John Best-Cornholio
Ivan Pavlov-Tush Taster
B. F. Skinner-Ass Master

Did I miss anyone?  Try it out and post your findings here.

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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 05:30:54 AM »
Mine came up as Bruce :-\
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 08:13:51 AM »
Honey Hole :-\
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 08:48:03 AM »
"I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine."
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 09:08:07 AM »
Fudge Sucker
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 10:16:55 AM »
Meh

Fist Fucker
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 12:39:01 PM »
Nikola Tesla = Butt Whore
My real name = Ass Master
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 06:13:04 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on June 18, 2008, 12:39:01 PM
Nikola Tesla = Butt Whore
My real name = Ass Master

B. F. Skinner was Ass Master, too.  I figure it must have a database containing a list of known prison bitch names, and an algorithm that compares them to the name supplied and brings up the closest match.  Exactly what characteristics it's using to compare, I don't know.  It's still fun to imagine people you don't like as prison bitches, though.   >:D

From some of my other threads (using their real names instead of "Walter" and "Lulu"):
Walter = Golden Boy
Lulu = 3 Dollar Bill  (Okay, that's a woman, but what the hell.  Ugly as a troll, so I wouldn't pay 3 cents, let alone 3 dollars.  In fact, somebody'd  have to pay me instead, and put a gun to my head.)

Also just for kicks:
Jenny McCarthy = Boy Bitch  (Ahh!  I knew something wasn't as it seemed.  That would explain why she's dating an actor famous for his talking butt trick.)

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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2008, 06:31:39 PM »
I don't know how I got Bruce :-\
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 01:34:30 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 18, 2008, 06:31:39 PM
I don't know how I got Bruce :-\

Better than the "Squealing Piglet". 

or there is my posting name which comes up as "Skankster".  :lol:



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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 04:02:19 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on June 19, 2008, 01:34:30 PM
Better than the "Squealing Piglet". 

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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 07:39:45 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2008, 12:06:11 AM »
Horse Hung Harry.

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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2008, 02:50:09 AM »
SHOWER STALKER!!!!!  :lol:
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Re: the Prison Bitch Name Generator
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2008, 04:03:21 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on June 20, 2008, 12:06:11 AM
Horse Hung Harry.

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I got that too. Weird!
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