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Offline jman

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I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« on: June 14, 2008, 04:21:12 PM »
AKA my stimulus check..

Oh what shall I do with 600 dollars?

any suggestions?

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 04:27:28 PM »
Invest it for your retirement?
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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 05:06:46 PM »
Blow it on alcohol and pot :laugh:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 05:38:22 PM »
Both of the above suggestions are polar opposites of each other. Which side of the responsibility spectrum do you inhabit?
Every day, every year, I realize more and more how hard life is, how lonely things can be, how we're all just trying to make it. I hope people here can find the peace and acceptance they're seeking. Most people lashing out are just awkward kids shouting into the void; learn forigveness and let it pass. But if you need to shout, I think you should let it out, just remember we're all people with feelings.

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2008, 12:26:09 AM »
I have never heard of a stimulus cheque.

Stuff you, Firefox, I will spell "cheque" the way I like.
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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 12:27:43 AM »
Moar Candy

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 02:19:25 AM »
If I had $600 I would invest it.

I hate it when people get money, blow it, then whine about being poor.

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 04:19:31 AM »
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I have never heard of a stimulus cheque.

It's Georgie Boy's silly little plan to help 'stimulate' the economy, hence 'stimulus check'

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I hate it when people get money, blow it, then whine about being poor.

I don't recall ever whining about being poor.

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008, 10:16:47 PM »

I don't recall ever whining about being poor.

I don't recall refferring that statement to you.

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2008, 10:52:53 PM »
Congratulations, Jman.


I'm not talking about you, Jman, but some people cry about not having enough money to buy bare necessities, like insulin for a diabetic, for example, then spend their money unwisely when they get any.  I mean, it is their money and their life, but then why involve other people?  I knew someone who was like that, who always would ask my mother for insulin because they had run out and had no money to buy any, then they would spend a fortune redecorating a few weeks later.  I lose sympathy for people who continually do stuff like that.

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2008, 09:26:58 PM »
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I have never heard of a stimulus cheque.

It's Georgie Boy's silly little plan to help 'stimulate' the economy, hence 'stimulus check'

Huh. I didn't know what this was about, but I got a letter about it too today. Haven't seen a check yet, but the concept actually made me feel patriotic, for all of about five minutes. Makes me want to do something with it that actually would stimulate the economy, like invest it in my freelance work.
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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2008, 04:34:55 AM »
Makes me want to do something with it that actually would stimulate the economy, like invest it in my freelance work.
I like this idea. I wonder what jman will do with his?
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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2008, 02:23:48 AM »
Blow it on a LCD TV

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2008, 02:32:49 AM »
I would buy recreational drugs, alcohol and tobacco.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: I just got my slice of gov't cheese...
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2008, 03:06:51 AM »
Air freshener might be a good idea. Cheese tends to pong...