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Offline odeon

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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #570 on: June 30, 2010, 02:57:07 PM »
OK, I should hope.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #571 on: July 03, 2010, 01:51:18 PM »

Honestly, I do not think it is is my skin, but my hair and clothing.   I fucking stink like a crrappper door on a shrimpboat after mold had set in several weeks ago.

We had a delivery from a new carrrier today, bringing truck shit for the upcoming reset of our seven stores.


I swear to god on a fucking stick, this reeking bitch smellled like she was smuggling yeasted cod cakes in the summer heat, well past the "sell dates."



I did not get within sixx feeet of this stinking bitch, but I stilll picked up the smelll in in my hair and clothing.


I willl hit the shower before I go to the poool today.

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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #572 on: July 03, 2010, 02:00:28 PM »
I hven't hd a shower since this morning but I think I smell alright. maybe of pizza
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #573 on: July 03, 2010, 02:21:05 PM »


I am much more clean now after a steaming shower. I burned myself a bit more than I wanted to, but I am  much more clean now after a steaming shower that was a little too hot.

I took a hot shower and I got it a little too hot. I am much more clean now.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #574 on: July 03, 2010, 02:29:03 PM »
hot showers re great when you're itchy

imo

i prefer cool showers in this heat though
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #575 on: July 03, 2010, 02:40:42 PM »
Quote from: Spastic² on July 03, 2010, 02:29:03 PM
hot showers re great when you're itchy

imo

i prefer cool showers in this heat though

I never want a shower that does not blister my skin a little.  I hate not hot showers!

I love hot showers!  I got it a little too hot today, blistered my skin more than necessary. It feels good though. I like it.


It is not hot outside. It was HOT last week (in the upper nineties Fahrenheit, thiiirty five or seven degrees in Centigrade), but this week, we have had a huge cold front move through our area, extremely high barometric pressure and extremely low humidity (Highest temperature yesterday was seventy one degrees Fahrenheit, or a little shy of twenty two degrees in Centigrade).
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #576 on: July 03, 2010, 05:45:40 PM »
Beer.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #577 on: July 07, 2010, 05:31:41 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 03, 2010, 01:51:18 PM

Honestly, I do not think it is is my skin, but my hair and clothing.   I fucking stink like a crrappper door on a shrimpboat after mold had set in several weeks ago.

We had a delivery from a new carrrier today, bringing truck shit for the upcoming reset of our seven stores.


I swear to god on a fucking stick, this reeking bitch smellled like she was smuggling yeasted cod cakes in the summer heat, well past the "sell dates."



I did not get within sixx feeet of this stinking bitch, but I stilll picked up the smelll in in my hair and clothing.


I willl hit the shower before I go to the poool today.

:puke:

Maybe she has this condition:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #578 on: July 24, 2010, 07:43:51 PM »
Probably stink, I got off work early but have not showered yet.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #579 on: August 05, 2010, 02:51:05 PM »
Gehwohl foot-creme.
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #580 on: August 05, 2010, 03:04:42 PM »
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #581 on: August 05, 2010, 04:10:41 PM »
I just visited a smoking friend, so I probably smell like an ashtray.  :laugh:
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #582 on: August 19, 2010, 08:04:42 AM »
I smell like snails, nails, and puppy dogs tails!
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #583 on: August 19, 2010, 03:30:24 PM »
Not too much, I hope.   :zombiefuck:
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Re: What Do You Smell Like Right Now?
« Reply #584 on: August 19, 2010, 07:22:29 PM »
Like I have been at work all day, but I don't stink yet.
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